Found a spider in my studio that was just about to lay it's swarm of offspring on my coving. I said "FUCK THAT YOU SLAG." and caught it under a beaker and took a picture of it:



Oh and don't worry, despite me having no qualms about killing and eating itty bitty fluffy animals; the thought of squishing a mother to be left me guilt-ridden so I freed it in my garden.

Found a spider in my studio that was just about to lay it's swarm of offspring on my coving. I said "FUCK THAT YOU SLAG." and caught it under a beaker and took a picture of it:



Oh and don't worry, despite me having no qualms about killing and eating itty bitty fluffy animals; the thought of squishing a mother to be left me guilt-ridden so I freed it in my garden.

Your reward is all the more annoying insects all those spiders will eat.

Good choice! No squishing creatures.

Found a spider in my studio that was just about to lay it's swarm of offspring on my coving. I said "FUCK THAT YOU SLAG." and caught it under a beaker and took a picture of it:



Oh and don't worry, despite me having no qualms about killing and eating itty bitty fluffy animals; the thought of squishing a mother to be left me guilt-ridden so I freed it in my garden.

thats kinda awesome and rather scary

Found a spider in my studio that was just about to lay it's swarm of offspring on my coving. I said "FUCK THAT YOU SLAG." and caught it under a beaker and took a picture of it:



Oh and don't worry, despite me having no qualms about killing and eating itty bitty fluffy animals; the thought of squishing a mother to be left me guilt-ridden so I freed it in my garden.

It was waiting for you to sleep so it could place the eggs in your ear. Soon....

I'm sure when it sees the state of my inner ear it'll decide it's no place to raise children

I'm making vampire teeth! Not that original but it was a quick sculpt for a tester. I've already got dental acrylic and that malarky, but last time I made some I forgot to put a plaster sealer on the teeth form and well...a hammer and chisel got involved I got some sealer when buying a few moulding supplies the other day and thought I'd give it another crack!



They're currently sitting in gooey silicone and we shall find out tomorrow if I made a win or a fail :B

[Keeker]

Found a spider in my studio ...
Oh and don't worry, despite me having no qualms about killing and eating itty bitty fluffy animals; the thought of squishing a mother to be left me guilt-ridden so I freed it in my garden.

Don't worry, its babies will probably eat it anyway.

And, on the thought of squishing things - my daughter was walking to my mother's house with her friend. It's a country road, lots of wildlife normally. However, today the road was being tarred and chipped. A rabbit sat on the road having been hit but not killed by a passing car. Daughter was going to investigate when the road-roller came along and "turned it 2D." She said it exploded quite spectacularly right in front of her.

Those eggs look like a blackberry.
Now I have Blackberry in my head. For some reason the chorus, and picturing mama spider in the garden, is making me giggle.

Meanwhile in Finland..

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Good day to all of you good ladies and g-men!

Meanwhile in Finland..

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Good day to all of you good ladies and g-men!

I think you should have put that in the WTF thread, Sarai! Thanks for the giggles!

Meanwhile in Finland..

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Good day to all of you good ladies and g-men!

I think you should have put that in the WTF thread, Sarai! Thanks for the giggles!

The Eggman (Munamies) surely brings joy and happiness to anyone who will hear his sweet and angelic voice..

"I have a bouncy feeling
please catch me before I bounce all the way to the clouds"

Cute or what!

Those eggs look like a blackberry.
Now I have Blackberry in my head. For some reason the chorus, and picturing mama spider in the garden, is making me giggle.

Sweet. Spiders love me for some reason. I was listening to that song when I read your post. First time with the full Ghost. I am in love. Again. Sigh.

Young love is on a spider egg vine?

I was just telling my neighbour how I sound even more cockney than ever before, considering I was fairly well spoken when I was younger and my sister wasn't; but now she works in radio and I have foreign friends to bemuse, the tables have kinda turned. She just responded dead seriously "Apples and pears, innit."

I was laughing for like 10 minutes.

Steph almost lives in Google.

is this joke old already?

Steph almost lives in Google.

is this joke old already?

...Wat.