Talk about whatever you want to here, but stay correct
#281686 by stubear280
Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:27 pm
Silje wrote:Haha, he's not, but thanks for the advice! :P



Well, if ever put in that situation, keep it in mind. For a chubby guy, nothing is more confusing (and at times oddly arousing) than a woman's fascination with your manboobs!
#281691 by sylkicks
Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:52 pm
See, it all comes down to physics. A boob is like a magnet and a mans hand is metal. It naturally just zings right in there.

As a couple of wise men once said, and if you use the same thinking with hand-to-boob magnetism:
"Fucking magnets, how do they work?"
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#281700 by Silje
Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:19 pm
HAHAHA! Best song ever :P

sylkicks wrote:See, it all comes down to physics. A boob is like a magnet and a mans hand is metal. It naturally just zings right in there.

As a couple of wise men once said, and if you use the same thinking with hand-to-boob magnetism:
"Fucking magnets, how do they work?"


Ahh, I get it now! Thank you for explaining it to me. :P
#281702 by Dunkelheit
Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:20 pm
Silje wrote:
ppinkham wrote:
Silje wrote:So I just think I'll use him for sex and waffles.


Where were the women like you when I was single???? I make a helluva waffle!

:lol:


Haha :D Well, did you ever try using that as a pick-up line?


Just wondering about one thing - even in their sleep, most guys manage to magically do a boob"grab" while we're spooning, HOW? Do they just pretend to be asleep, or is it some sort of natural..Instinct..Thing..Whatever


boob grab, ass grab, you name it
#281717 by sylkicks
Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:50 pm
ppinkham wrote:The accidental slip-in is a good one, too. Oops.


Hahahahahaha that had me laughing so hard.
#281755 by Bookwyrm83
Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:12 pm
Dammit, all this talk about boobs, spooning, slip-ins, and groping hot women in general is making my hungry! Think I'll have some stuffed capsicum.
#281838 by Tonya Elf
Sat Sep 24, 2011 2:27 pm
I am enjoying the talk about waffles.
#281840 by stubear280
Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:00 pm
Tonya Elf wrote:I am enjoying the talk about waffles.


We must have waffles!

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#281849 by sylkicks
Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:05 pm
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY WHY DOES THE MAN NOT LIKE VIDEO GAMES?!?!?!?!

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