Psh, reproduce, duh.

Would you rather have all the food you eat taste just like Rosie O'Donnel's ass after taco night

OR...

Secreet glue from every pore in your body?

Secrete glue, because then I could use my powers for evil.

Would you rather...
Wrestle Bear Grylls in a mire of mud and pigshit, OR
Do the Buffalo Bill dance to Goodbye Horses for a crowd of rowdy maximum security prisoners?

Would you rather...
Wrestle Bear Grylls in a mire of mud and pigshit, OR
Do the Buffalo Bill dance to Goodbye Horses for a crowd of rowdy maximum security prisoners?

Wrestle. I am quite used to wrestling with 300lb sows in a mire of pigshit and mud - I have to do it on an almost daily basis, and would like to kick Bear Grylls' arse anyway. Although, it being Bear Grylls it probably wouldn't realy be mud and pigshit, just chocolate mousse and the mire would be attached to a comfortable hotel. Win all round.

Would you rather:
Discover a real practical solution to the climate change issue and the cure for cancer but then forget it
or
Get sent VIP tickets to the Retinal Circus by Dev himself but then forget the date and turn up a day late?

Hm... I guess forgetting the date for the Retinal Circus. That way my mistake isn't fucking all of humanity.

Would you rather be castrated with a cheese grater (or the female equivalent, not sure what that would be

OR

Have all your limbs replaced with (normal sized) hot dogs?

[EphelDuath666]

hmm, balls vs. limbs. It's unfortunate but I guess limbs win....

would you rather drink a bucket of horse sperm

or watch all 335 Teletubbies episodes in one sitting?

hmm, balls vs. limbs. It's unfortunate but I guess limbs win....

would you rather drink a bucket of horse sperm

or watch all 335 Teletubbies episodes in one sitting?

I've been doing too much do I'll let someone else make the next one, but just wanted to answer this one...

SPERM. HANDS DOWN.

Never thought I would construct that sentence in my life, but, ya know, teletubbies.

I'll let someone else have a go too, but I wil just chip in that, having had 3 kids, I have on many occasions sat down at watched all 335 teletubbies episodes in one sitting. or so it feels. Usually followed by a Thomas-the-Tank-Engine-athon.

I'm a postwhore, so I'll be that someone.
Would you rather be stripped to your underwear and covered in centipedes
or, be stripped naked and covered in scorpions?

Hmm.. I missed out on this..

I'd definitely go for the centipede underwear option there. ^

Would you rather...
Spend a day licking a blue waffle or spend a week as the middle part of a human centipede?

The middle of a human centipede.

Allow me to raise the stakes:

Would you rather be the middle of a human centipede after the front was fed a steady diet of creamy chicken curry and hot chili beans (and happened to be a hairy fat dude), or be chained up for an hour and have 20 paper cuts on each arm and 40 paper cuts on each leg, and have salt, lemon juice and gravel rubbed into every cut?

That paper cut thing looks like a quality time.

Would you rather have a swarm of angry bees come off your mouth every time you say an adjective or be editor in chief of Dendrologist Monthly for three whole lifetimes?

Dendrologist.

Would you rather live the last five years of Michael Jackson's life or six months without any senses if you'd return to normal afterwards?

Dendrologist.

Would you rather live the last five years of Michael Jackson's life or six months without any senses if you'd return to normal afterwards?

Very little contest there. I spent several years being way beyond senses and had a great time, I am told.


Would you rather: eat Marmite or eat your own faeces?


(beware, this is a trick question)

Dendrologist.

Would you rather live the last five years of Michael Jackson's life or six months without any senses if you'd return to normal afterwards?

Very little contest there. I spent several years being way beyond senses and had a great time, I am told.


Would you rather: eat Marmite or eat your own faeces?


(beware, this is a trick question)

Because I know what Marmite is, I'd say my own feces. I can trust the origins.

Would you rather swim cageless around mako sharks for 5 minutes, or walk across a 50m rickety bridge with the odd plank missing or broken at 200m elevation?