Shot my brother in the togue with a pellet gun

I did hit my sister over the head with a rounders bat...it was purely accidental....honest..

Ok, this is the contest I can participate in. I made my bro go through the door ages ago, when we were wee lads. Door were closed, and made in large part with glass. Left large scar on his arm.

I can agree with Intoc, though. Being born wasn't most well thought decision.

[Keeker]

I did hit my sister over the head with a rounders bat...it was purely accidental....honest..

Excellent. I hit my (much) elder brother on the kneecap with a cast iron poker. It was not accidental.

(He retaliated by punching me on the back of the head so hard I could barely see for five minutes.)

Haha letterbox-ing, now there was a bloody fun pasttime when one was young and intoxicated.

When I was little I would sit on my Moms lap and let one rip and than run away.

[Keeker]

When I was little I would sit on my Moms lap and let one rip and than run away.

When you were little?? You still do that in the IRC channel!!!

I feel like such a good kid after reading all that!

Shot my brother in the togue with a pellet gun

I pissed on my brother once but in all fairness he's vomitted on me, ahh brotherly love.

I won't tell you what he did to my ex's hat.

I feel like such a good kid after reading all that!

Likewise.

I think we deserve a cookie, Josiah

Hey! Someone's been in the cookie jar...

the least worst was making my sister roll downstairs

and that was fun.

Hey! Someone's been in the cookie jar...

We're going to find out who it was soon. They're going to have to confess in this thread, what could be worse than stealing from our cookie jar???

Tried to sing and play piano at the same time for a music assessment piece

well, that's the way the cookie crumbles