He likes Linux...


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That's all I got.

Why does dunecat annoy him?

"It was a bright, cold day in April".


(nothing to do with annoying biert)

^A perfect day to go out for a walk. And buy groceries.

Is there a cortisone injection to stop a pain in one's heart?

Thought not. Guess I'll have to make do with what I have here.
Don't mind me. Ghosts of the past (and surely the near future) surround me with accusatory glances.
Memory Lane. Sometimes the road to Hell.

Trips to the cinema?

He doesn't seem to like films...

I think he likes you, but that's possibly pushing it.

[Keeker]

Is there a cortisone injection to stop a pain in one's heart?

Thought not. Guess I'll have to make do with what I have here.
Don't mind me. Ghosts of the past (and surely the near future) surround me with accusatory glances.
Memory Lane. Sometimes the road to Hell.

Here, have this minty sweetie I've had lying in my pocket for a week. It's all I've got on me right now.

"It was a bright, cold day in April".

"And the clocks were striking thirteen."

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

First world movie problems:

When I went to see The Avengers with friends tonight, I told them about the new Batman trailer that's meant to play before the film. Naturally, everyone was psyched.

Just as the previews were coming to a close, and with no sign of the aforementioned trailer, a wild troll-ad appears for some San Diego festival and a Julia Roberts movie, plus interview excerpts nobody cared about.

Then the movie starts. We were lied to. I know there was a trailer attached because a friend from work went to see The Avengers the other day and confirmed a TDKR trailer.

My guess is that it was either pulled, or the people at the cinema were dicks and decided to replace the trailer with that stupid ad to piss people off. I shall presume the latter.

http://www.mayhemcruise.com/

"The maiden voyage of the most crushing cruise on Earth sets sail on Friday, December 7, 2012 from Miami and travels to the Bahamas, returning to Miami on Monday, December 10th on the Carnival Imagination. Tickets go on Sale THIS THURSDAY, May 3rd, 2012 at 12 NOON EST on MayhemCruise.com at packages starting at $699 with payment plans available."

What a bonkers idea...

This would be a much better world if more people had common sense.

http://www.beat.com.au/music/one-direction-hisense-arena

I feel sorry for this poor bugger.

[swervedriver]

http://www.beat.com.au/music/one-direction-hisense-arena

I feel sorry for this poor bugger.

Best review ever.

That closing paragraph is priceless.