You have Marburg.
Burn everything within a 2km radius, or we're all fucked.
Burn everything within a 2km radius, or we're all fucked.
Pffffft.
If he was old school he'd have gotten Ebola.
shut up and kiss me you walking infection
I may have an apple allergy, meaning I'm allergic to some protein(s) in raw apples. Cooked apples (like in pie) are fine, which makes sense because those proteins are destroyed upon heating.
Normally I won't do this internet-doctor thing, but this is just a minor inconvenience so I just went with it. Apparently the allergy is somewhat rare, but everything I read fits (swollen lips, itchy mouth, some sort of raw itchy feeling when swallowing), usually happens to people who also have some form of hayfever (check).. so I'll probably just not eat raw apples anymore.
edit- Just kidding: it's definitely leprosy.
Normally I won't do this internet-doctor thing, but this is just a minor inconvenience so I just went with it. Apparently the allergy is somewhat rare, but everything I read fits (swollen lips, itchy mouth, some sort of raw itchy feeling when swallowing), usually happens to people who also have some form of hayfever (check).. so I'll probably just not eat raw apples anymore.
edit- Just kidding: it's definitely leprosy.
swervedriver wrote:I may have an apple allergy, meaning I'm allergic to some protein(s) in raw apples. Cooked apples (like in pie) are fine, which makes sense because those proteins are destroyed upon heating.
Normally I won't do this internet-doctor thing, but this is just a minor inconvenience so I just went with it. Apparently the allergy is somewhat rare, but everything I read fits (swollen lips, itchy mouth, some sort of raw itchy feeling when swallowing), usually happens to people who also have some form of hayfever (check).. so I'll probably just not eat raw apples anymore.
edit- Just kidding: it's definitely leprosy.
Or pesticide. Experiment with an organic one. If you die you'll know it was just an allergy.
I have a map to the Kingdom but was forced to surrender the keys.
Check the surface of the apple. It may be impregnated with nuts.
swervedriver wrote:I may have an apple allergy, meaning I'm allergic to some protein(s) in raw apples. Cooked apples (like in pie) are fine, which makes sense because those proteins are destroyed upon heating.
Normally I won't do this internet-doctor thing, but this is just a minor inconvenience so I just went with it. Apparently the allergy is somewhat rare, but everything I read fits (swollen lips, itchy mouth, some sort of raw itchy feeling when swallowing), usually happens to people who also have some form of hayfever (check).. so I'll probably just not eat raw apples anymore.
edit- Just kidding: it's definitely leprosy.
Yea dude, you haven't read about the leprosy outbreak from raw apples in Italy recently?
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Billy Rhomboid wrote:It may be impregnated with nuts.
I mean really.
What word describes the practice of being married to only one woman at a time? Mono-something... Ah! Monotony!
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islandsinthesky wrote:Billy Rhomboid wrote:It may be impregnated with nuts.
I mean really.
whut?
My nuts have been involved in everything I have impregnated. (although I swear I had nothing to do with spiking your apple, Swerve. Or popping your cherry.
Billy Rhomboid wrote:My nuts have been involved in everything I have impregnated. (although I swear I had nothing to do with... popping your cherry).
Not yet.
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Devy, spelled Devy! wrote:I keep having weird James LaBrie dreams
Agent asking me what his email password is again.
Me telling him, again, "I don't know what your email password is. The hosting company emailed it to you. You need to call them."
Agent: "Well I don't even know what my login name is."
Me: "It's your email address. JohnDoe@windermere.com."
Agent: "No, my email is just my name. John Doe*."
This will repeat in a week or two.
*used to protect the stupid.
Me telling him, again, "I don't know what your email password is. The hosting company emailed it to you. You need to call them."
Agent: "Well I don't even know what my login name is."
Me: "It's your email address. JohnDoe@windermere.com."
Agent: "No, my email is just my name. John Doe*."
This will repeat in a week or two.
*used to protect the stupid.
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Un-awesome: RAID harddrive fail. Lost all my data. All my music. All my software. Everything.
On the upside, I got to buy some now drives and I now have 2TB of storage in my computer.
On the upside, I got to buy some now drives and I now have 2TB of storage in my computer.
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"It's the unicorns paparazzi. They have finally found you and are coming to take you home, prince Biert." -- Faffy
Biert wrote:Un-awesome: RAID harddrive fail. Lost all my data. All my music. All my software. Everything.
On the upside, I got to buy some now drives and I now have 2TB of storage in my computer.
what will you do without all that ghey pr0nz of yours
Biert wrote:Un-awesome: RAID harddrive fail. Lost all my data. All my music. All my software. Everything.
On the upside, I got to buy some now drives and I now have 2TB of storage in my computer.
What do you need? I can send you most of the stuff you like (Oceansize, Riverside, Olafur Arnalds, ect.)
What word describes the practice of being married to only one woman at a time? Mono-something... Ah! Monotony!
Devy, spelled Devy! wrote:I keep having weird James LaBrie dreams
islandsinthesky wrote:Biert wrote:Un-awesome: RAID harddrive fail. Lost all my data. All my music. All my software. Everything.
On the upside, I got to buy some now drives and I now have 2TB of storage in my computer.
What do you need? I can send you most of the stuff you like (Oceansize, Riverside, Olafur Arnalds, ect.)
Stryper
Billy Rhomboid wrote:islandsinthesky wrote:Biert wrote:Un-awesome: RAID harddrive fail. Lost all my data. All my music. All my software. Everything.
On the upside, I got to buy some now drives and I now have 2TB of storage in my computer.
What do you need? I can send you most of the stuff you like (Oceansize, Riverside, Olafur Arnalds, ect.)
Stryper
He's got that backed up in triplicate.
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