I have a map to the Kingdom but was forced to surrender the keys.
Keeker wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm
Wince.
"I am in no way a violent person."
Well yes you are now.
Keeker wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm
Wince.
oh
my
god
I wouldn't let her anywhere near my balls, that's for sure.
Keeker wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm
Wince.
Read a few lines and just couldn't tolerate that. The headline alone is enough to make me feel for him.
Hell is waiting outside beyond these walls. It won’t save your soul to panic at this point.
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Keeker wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm
Wince.
The kinky (albeit probably slightly psychotic) bitch.
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Keeker wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm
Wince.
I bet she played a video game at some point in her life.
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Keeker wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm
Wince.
A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
Not since Planet Terror have I been so entertained by harsh castration.
Bookwyrm83 wrote:Keeker wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm
Wince.
A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
Not since Planet Terror have I been so entertained by harsh castration.
Luckily she took only one ball so It wasn't total castration. But yeah. I couldn't think of anything funnier to say in such a scenario.
Except maybe: "She be trippin balls!"
doo wop boddum
At least nobody did Accept kareoke.
Balls to the wall!
Balls to the wall!
Keeker wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm
Wince.
This piece of news was about 5 years old right?
doo wop boddum
Lauri wrote:Keeker wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm
Wince.
This piece of news was about 5 years old right?
Yep... but nonetheless painful!
I have a map to the Kingdom but was forced to surrender the keys.
Keeker wrote:Lauri wrote:Keeker wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm
Wince.
This piece of news was about 5 years old right?
Yep... but nonetheless painful!
Yeah my point isn't that it's old, a friend just gave me a link to this Finnish tabloid's website where this exactly same news is presented as if it happened last year!
I think it's even translated exactly word to word form the original news, the one you posted, except that they say it happened last year and not five years ago.Oh the NERVE of those tabloid people
doo wop boddum
Keeker wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm
Wince.
I cannot actually grasp the mechanics of ripping out a single testicle through underwear (why was he just in his underwear?) with one hand. Does not compute.
Also, totally gross and uncalled for. Crazy bitch.
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