I used to watch trashy horror films all the time as a teenager, and censorship was the bane of my existence. I disagree with it on a fundamental level. Still, it's amusing that Human Centipede 2 also got denied release in the UK at first. It eventually got through the net and had a theatrical release... and made about £100. Don't have the exact number, but it bombed, big time.

[JuZ]

Depression is fucked. I hope tomorrow is a better day for you, P. You're a good man and we're super fond of ya.

The Human Centipede 2 has been banned in Australia.
I know it's z-grade trash, but it was legally produced z-grade trash, and it annoys me that all it takes is a group of three (most likely from the Christian lobby) to decide what we free-thinking adults get to watch.
Lettuce will laugh when she reads this.

It's a rubbish film It's like-

"So Mr Six, can we see the screenplay?"

"Yeah sure."

"erm...this isn't a screenplay."

"Yes it is."

"No it's not. There's no script, it's just...bullet points for FX gags."

"Problem, officer?"

When he does the third one, he'll shock the world by showing us...
AN ACUTAL STORY!

Nah, probably more blood and poop.

Don't think he could do another, probably used all his ideas up in the second

"Kay, we got the ol' centipede going...what else? ADD LOADS MORE PEOPLE! OH! AND DEAD BABY! LET'S KILL A BABY! Erms...have him wank in sand paper? errrrrghhhhherrr...fag break anyone?"

http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/46425/tom-six-animated-about-human-centipede-iii-final-sequence

At least it's the last one.

The third one can only be a thousand-person centipede taking Manhattan by force, while conga music plays.

Something is beeping outside my window and it's driving me crazy.

The building I work in frequently has false fire alarms. At least the 4th one this year.
When they happen people all just sit around waiting to find out if it's real or not.
Can't be good for preparedness...

In the halls I live in.. they test the fire alarms EVERY FUCKING WEDNESDAY!!!!
It COULD actually make a poor soul die... or at least go moderately deaf. I choke on my intestines every time that thing goes off!

Faffz' reel problemz #75432

i lost a decent chunk of time on sunday night because my watch battery was dying and i didn't know it. i've been completely fucked since then. my concept of time has gone entirely down the crapper and i'm additionally getting my ass kicked by insomnia.

Sat in front of a computer for 7 hours and got 50% done of 8 page essay. I hate writing so much...

Sat in front of a computer for 7 hours and got 50% done of 8 page essay. I hate writing so much...

Back in my days we had to write them papers with a pen, it's not that we did not have computers, teachers were just demanding pen written papers. I rewarded them with my extremely illegible tiny writtings.

It's almost december and we don't have any snow. What.the.fuck.

It's almost december and we don't have any snow. What.the.fuck.

I think you meant: Hell Yeah!!