This is what we Americans are like:

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This is what we Americans are like:

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Wow. That's like, me in a nutshell. Amazing, Island. You're the same way, right? Cause you live in AMERICA.

On my graduation night I had about 12 pints of cider (and lots of green stuff that I to this day do not know what it was), which was I think the most I ever drank in one night. That's like/.. *googles pints/litres conversion* ... 6.8 litres. Christ above! I had ten at a minor box social type event at Christmas too. I do love my Bulmers!

I should really say some thing stereotypical about Irish people and drinking, but I wont.

Ah sher everyone enjoys a drink, Fatty McWarmonger.

I dont drink!

I mean, I dont mind the occasional drink, but I dont drink to get drunk.

And actually, Australia is considered the fattest country in the world now!

I was wrong there actually, America is the 9th fattest in the world, Australia is way off that(I wish I remembered who told me it was AUS so I could...correct them)

And Leech, that's because you're Irish

If that were true then my long-lost cousin wouldn't have had to carry me to bed after I'd drank a bottle of wine, two and a half litres of bulmers and four bottles of paulaner the other night. Haha, I was singing the national anthem in honour of the fact that "Getting this legless is still socially acceptable!!!". Then I made their dog sit on the computer chair and spun him around until he had to go outside to be sick, and then came back in again so we'd spin him some more. Then we decided we were going to die if we didn't have cigarettes so I jumped up onto the wall to get out of her house without making any noise (because her parents would have a fart attack if I went down to Tesco at 4am) but wouldn't jump down because of the nettles in spite of much coaxing by my cousin. The next day I showed her them, it was just as well I hadn't jumped because I was in a tshirt and they were about eight foot high!

This is what we Americans are like:

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Wow. That's like, me in a nutshell. Amazing, Island. You're the same way, right? Cause you live in AMERICA.

That's right... In America.

If that were true then my long-lost cousin wouldn't have had to carry me to bed after I'd drank a bottle of wine, two and a half litres of bulmers and four bottles of paulaner the other night. Haha, I was singing the national anthem in honour of the fact that "Getting this legless is still socially acceptable!!!". Then I made their dog sit on the computer chair and spun him around until he had to go outside to be sick, and then came back in again so we'd spin him some more. Then we decided we were going to die if we didn't have cigarettes so I jumped up onto the wall to get out of her house without making any noise (because her parents would have a fart attack if I went down to Tesco at 4am) but wouldn't jump down because of the nettles in spite of much coaxing by my cousin. The next day I showed her them, it was just as well I hadn't jumped because I was in a tshirt and they were about eight foot high!

That is a ridiculous drunk story, and I have more respect for you now because of it! lol

Then I made their dog sit on the computer chair and spun him around until he had to go outside to be sick, and then came back in again so we'd spin him some more.

...and the dog appreciated that?

Can't believe nobody wished frequency-lsd a happy birthday! Bunch o wankers yeh. Have a goodun, boyo!

Happy Birthday, Freq!

Happy Birthday lsd! Hope it's a good one, sorry for not wishing you a happy b-day earlier =(
Have fun!

I'll jump on the bandwagon too, before it speeds off.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FREQUENCY

how could you have forgotten that dude's birthday

srsly guys you are such douches!

Persona has driven it's hidden psychological undertones into my brain to nestle softly next to Xenogears', across the hall from Flower Of Flesh And Blood, and down the block from David Cronenberg's films.

[Keeker]

It's National Kissing Day.

Who do I have to pay?

It's National Kissing Day.

Who do I have to pay?

... Everybody?

This could imply you're not attractive, or that we're cheap, or that I want an orgy. Your call.

It's National Kissing Day.

Who do I have to pay?

I'll kiss you for free.