Another unnecessary debate!
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:34 amWe are at a population of over 7 billion, and if you ask me, it’s getting out of control. Pretty soon it’s going to affect the planet’s food supply, and we’re going to be stuck with very limited resources. This is something nobody can deny.
So I put it forth to you:
Is it acceptable to eat vegans, or even vegetarians? After all, they are the biggest consumers of our natural food supply that doesn’t involve meat, and when fruit and vegetables go, meat goes, as we will have nothing to feed the livestock; after all, you can’t feed most livestock meat because that can lead to unwanted diseases, not to mention dilapidate the meat supply as well. Besides, do we really need all these vegan hipsters running around being smarmy dicks anyway? Think of it as killing two birds with one stone.
Or, on the flipside, would it be acceptable to allow vegetarians/vegans to eat people? Most don’t eat meat because of animal rights they place above human rights, and they’d probably make an epic meal out of the guys from Epic Meal Time. Cannibalism is frowned upon in most societies, as it is technically murder, but if eating meat is murder anyway, why not murder the murderers? Why not take the Cattle Decapitation approach and just farm humans? Naturally, meat-eating humans would be exempt, because they could get the aforementioned diseases, plus they already get to eat other species’ meat; if you allow them to eat people, pretty soon we’ll have no population left.
So, what do you think? Discuss in a friendly and civilized manner your thoughts on selective cannibalism.
So I put it forth to you:
Is it acceptable to eat vegans, or even vegetarians? After all, they are the biggest consumers of our natural food supply that doesn’t involve meat, and when fruit and vegetables go, meat goes, as we will have nothing to feed the livestock; after all, you can’t feed most livestock meat because that can lead to unwanted diseases, not to mention dilapidate the meat supply as well. Besides, do we really need all these vegan hipsters running around being smarmy dicks anyway? Think of it as killing two birds with one stone.
Or, on the flipside, would it be acceptable to allow vegetarians/vegans to eat people? Most don’t eat meat because of animal rights they place above human rights, and they’d probably make an epic meal out of the guys from Epic Meal Time. Cannibalism is frowned upon in most societies, as it is technically murder, but if eating meat is murder anyway, why not murder the murderers? Why not take the Cattle Decapitation approach and just farm humans? Naturally, meat-eating humans would be exempt, because they could get the aforementioned diseases, plus they already get to eat other species’ meat; if you allow them to eat people, pretty soon we’ll have no population left.
So, what do you think? Discuss in a friendly and civilized manner your thoughts on selective cannibalism.
