Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:07 amI have about 13 developing cavities. Apple juice is to blame.
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:07 amPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:07 pmI have a cracked wisdom tooth that needs to be pulled and I have insurance and I hate the dentist. I've been chewing on one side of my mouth for a year now.
I've been chewing on one side of my mouth for a year now.Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:10 pmmistress2metal wrote:hairy wrote:mistress2metal wrote:I stabbed myself in the eye with my mascara brush yesterday. Couldn't open my right eye for ten minutes. Talk about pain!
Incredible! It must be so hard to be a female...
Yes but at the same time, we don't have to worry about random situations that erupt from having a fifth appendage. Like zippers!
ARGgggggggggg
Hate that word! reminds me of bad times...
Because I broke many of them
Keep in mind that I'm a SYL fan! Man of steel!!!!
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:16 pm*stifled laughter*
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:48 pmin my room, bathroom, and office area...my walls are plastered with random ads, posters, and pictures. I have a poster of tool right to the left of my toilet, so they can watch me pee.
I also have an ad for fruit flavored altoids. Its a picture of this fat guy dressed as like... a hula girl or something with fruit on his head and it has the phrase "strong, yet fruity" underneath it.
I hate my father.
I also have an ad for fruit flavored altoids. Its a picture of this fat guy dressed as like... a hula girl or something with fruit on his head and it has the phrase "strong, yet fruity" underneath it.
I hate my father.
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:05 pm
It's my own little army! Woo hooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:07 pmrandom thoughts?
-- what did john wilkes booth yell when he shot lincoln? i know it was "death to tyrants" in latin, but how do you say that... damnation.
-- what did john wilkes booth yell when he shot lincoln? i know it was "death to tyrants" in latin, but how do you say that... damnation.
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:15 pmA random Deep Thought by Jack Handy:
Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.
Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:15 pm"Sic semper tyrannus!"
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:42 pmI love Jack Handy!!
"If I ever win the lottery, I hope I won't be mean to homeless people. Not like I am now."
genius!
"If I ever win the lottery, I hope I won't be mean to homeless people. Not like I am now."
genius!
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:58 pmMe tooo!
-The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.
-I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would get all embarrassed because they remembered they had big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman.
-Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
-The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.
-I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would get all embarrassed because they remembered they had big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman.
-Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:04 pmBlueRaja wrote:Me tooo!
-The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.
-I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would get all embarrassed because they remembered they had big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman.
-Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:22 pmI like the.....
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:34 pm7lights wrote:I like the.....
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
I think that's my favorite Deep Thought.
I used to have it as a signature quote.Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 5:23 pmi just woke up. it's like 7pm, and this shit sucks. i can't keep doing this, you know.