A guy takes a girl back to his place one night.
As they undress, the guy drops his pants and she lays eyes on the ten inch monster.
"Oh my god," she gasps, stepping back. "It's fucking huge!"
"I know," he says smugly. "I'm very proud of it."
"You should be," she says, putting her clothes back on.
"It's the biggest turd I've ever seen."
As they undress, the guy drops his pants and she lays eyes on the ten inch monster.
"Oh my god," she gasps, stepping back. "It's fucking huge!"
"I know," he says smugly. "I'm very proud of it."
"You should be," she says, putting her clothes back on.
"It's the biggest turd I've ever seen."