A Polish man was getting married, and he got nervous on his wedding day.... and he decided to talk about the issue with his brother:
"I am not sure is my wife really a virgin"
Brother was stunned and was silent for a few minutes until he came up with a solution:
"That's easy. Only thing you need is red paint, green paint and a shovel."
The groom was curious.
Brother: "First you have to paint one of your testicles green and the other one red, and when you take off your pants on the wedding night and she starts laughing that "those are the funniest balls I've ever seen", just hit her in the head with the shovel."
"I am not sure is my wife really a virgin"
Brother was stunned and was silent for a few minutes until he came up with a solution:
"That's easy. Only thing you need is red paint, green paint and a shovel."
The groom was curious.
Brother: "First you have to paint one of your testicles green and the other one red, and when you take off your pants on the wedding night and she starts laughing that "those are the funniest balls I've ever seen", just hit her in the head with the shovel."
Not having a life does not give you any right to annoy people who are trying to enjoy it.