That explains the hairballs,...
"I think my Karma just ran over your Dogma"
Vesper wrote:A frog comes to the doctor with a sock on her head...That's brilliant.
The doctor asks her - now what's wrong with you?
And the frog goes - shut the fuck up, this is a robbery...
Yeah, I know, this ain't a joke...
f'give me for just feeling great and spreading the love all around, even if it's non-sensical
FinnAtLondon wrote:i find it quite unfiar that people can make fun of famine in 3rd world countries but i cant talk about dead things falling out of trees...geoff wrote:Jokes ok ...
As long as there's nothing silly as jokes on aids, cancer, dead babies and all that
Geoff
Well done Geoff, just in time. I was just about to list my favourite dead baby jokes. Now you ruined it. Thanx.
geoff wrote:Jokes ok ...
As long as there's nothing silly as jokes on aids, cancer, dead babies and all that
Geoff
FinnAtLondon wrote:A Polish man was getting married, and he got nervous on his wedding day.... and he decided to talk about the issue with his brother:
"I am not sure is my wife really a virgin"
Brother was stunned and was silent for a few minutes until he came up with a solution:
"That's easy. Only thing you need is red paint, green paint and a shovel."
The groom was curious.
Brother: "First you have to paint one of your testicles green and the other one red, and when you take off your pants on the wedding night and she starts laughing that "those are the funniest balls I've ever seen", just hit her in the head with the shovel."
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