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What to do in emergency situations

Posted:
Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:03 pm
by Yanko

Posted:
Sat Aug 18, 2007 10:19 pm
by Josiah Tobin
Haha, awesome. "That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there."


Posted:
Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:34 pm
by frequency-lsd

haha those are awesome!

Posted:
Sun Aug 19, 2007 2:33 am
by All Hail99
Hahaha excellent, pure genius


Posted:
Sun Aug 19, 2007 5:50 am
by Zyprexa
I laughed very very very very hard.

Posted:
Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:40 am
by TallNerdGuy
Pretty funny stuff! My favorite has to be: "If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that."

Posted:
Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:43 am
by All Hail99
Personally the Michael Jackson warning almost made me fall off my chair


Posted:
Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:15 am
by Yanko

Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.
is the best one


Posted:
Sun Aug 19, 2007 6:22 pm
by Joch
hilarious


Posted:
Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:56 am
by BlueRaja
LOL! TOO funny.


Posted:
Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:24 pm
by Anti-Product
Hahaha...conserve oxygen by not farting.....hahahahaha....oh man.
Funny.

Posted:
Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:34 am
by funny_little_guy
If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud. Hahaha

Posted:
Sun Sep 02, 2007 5:44 am
by Shub
People, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol are all at risk of being sucked into the time-tunnel vortex.