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What to do in emergency situations

PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:03 pm
by Yanko
very useful site.

http://www.safenow.org/

PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 10:19 pm
by Josiah Tobin
Haha, awesome. "That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there." :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:34 pm
by frequency-lsd
:lol: haha those are awesome!

PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 2:33 am
by All Hail99
Hahaha excellent, pure genius :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 5:50 am
by Zyprexa
I laughed very very very very hard.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:40 am
by TallNerdGuy
Pretty funny stuff! My favorite has to be: "If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that."

PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:43 am
by All Hail99
Personally the Michael Jackson warning almost made me fall off my chair :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:15 am
by Yanko
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Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.


is the best one :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 6:22 pm
by Joch
hilarious :D

PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:56 am
by BlueRaja
LOL! TOO funny. :D

PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:24 pm
by Anti-Product
Hahaha...conserve oxygen by not farting.....hahahahaha....oh man.

Funny.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:34 am
by funny_little_guy
If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud. Hahaha

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 5:44 am
by Shub
People, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol are all at risk of being sucked into the time-tunnel vortex.