I crocheted it! AND YES!
1) six sc in magic circle. pull loose end to close circle. (6 st)
2) inc in each stitch in round. (12 st)
4) #one sc in next two st, inc in next st# repeat stitches between the #'s five times. (24 st)
5) #one sc in next three st, inc in next st# repeat stitches between the #'s five times. (30 st)
6) #one sc in next four st, inc in next st# repeat stitches between the #'s five times. (36 st)
7) in back loops only, one sc in each st around. (36 st)

in both loops, one sc in each st around. (36 st)
9) one sc in each st around. (36 st)
10) #one sc in next four st, one inv dec in next st# repeat stitches between the #'s (30 st)
11) #one sc in next three st, one inv dec in next st# repeat stitches between the #'s. Stuff body firmly. (24 st)
12) #one sc in next two st, one inv dec in next st# repeat stitches between the #'s (18 st)
13) in front loop only, #one sc in next two st, inc in next st# repeat stitches between the #'s (24 st)
14) in both loops, #one sc in next three st, inc in next st# repeat stitches between the #'s (30 st)
15) one sc in each st around (30 st)
16) #one sc in next three st, one inv dec in next st# repeat stitches between the #'s (24 st)
17) #one sc in next two st, one inv dec in next st# repeat stitches between the #'s (18 st)
18) #one sc in next st, one inv dec in next st# repeat stitches between the #'s. Stuff body firmly. (12 st)
19) #one sc in next st, inc in next st# repeat stitches between the #'s. (16 st)
20) one sc in each st around (16 st)
21) #one sc in next st, one inv dec in next st.# last st in row is sc. Stuff top of body firmly. (11 st)
22) inv dec five times. do not sc in last st. (5 dec st)
23) to the end - starting with last st from last row, inv dec around until reached desired tip length. fasten off and weave in end.
...Something tells me we're not gonna get that many guys in there.