Where? Well your choice I guess.........

SQUANCH!!

Well we have about 3/4 of a new record now, just need to add vocals and finished touches.... but it sounds f*cking awsesome!

Here are a few working titles:

Suck the Fate Stone
Little Squanch and
Dirty Whore!

and Geoff we are going to put a couple of stupid 1 min songs on the record (Dirty Whore is one of them), I was thinking of writing one about you and your Speedo Fetish

[Blazingmonga]

I demand a song about speedos, it has to happen!

There is a very very very good chance

Speedo Lovin' Frechman is my new working title for a song yet to be written. The song has a name....now for inspiration..Geoff's Avatar perhaps?

There's a user called 7farts (I don't really remember the damn name right) spamming my forum out, so I'd like to contact the webmaster of this website and let him know about this unacceptable behaviour. I am currently speaking to my advocate and am also ready to engage any action to restablish the calm...be warned!

Speedo Lovin' Frechman is my new working title for a song yet to be written. The song has a name....now for inspiration..Geoff's Avatar perhaps?

Scott , the truth is that my SPEEDO addiction comes from Brain and Ryan.
Now buddy, if you need a speedo song, let me write lyrics !!!

Scott my dear Buddy !!! By the way, I really like the new EVENLIGHT promo pics, I will post one for each member soon ... God, Scott this evenlight speedo is hot !!!

Ohhhhh my God! My girlfriend will probably like that more than the real me!! You bastards!!!!!!

PS the evenlight underwear..nice touch

PSS Geoff if you have lyrics..... we will use them!!

PSSS I've learned my lesson about French people jokes... well at least against the ones who know how to use photoshop!!

PSSSS Geoff, you acutally spent the time to put out logo on that mans underwear..... now that's commitment!

I did this for Stephanie Scott ...
My friend !!! with a body like that you can be sure that no one is going to get into troubles with you backstage ...


Yes I will write lyrics

Geoff

Yes I will write lyrics

Killer!!

...And you have to give me the privilege to play keys on this one, otherwise you will suffer my homosexual anger for ever :evil:

I apologise in advance ...

Super sexy speedo man
I'm wet with your delight
bulging in the morning
Your speedos are so tight

Super shiny lyrca
They show up every lump
Suck that gut, squeeze those cheeks
and get those muscles pumped

Super speedo friction
Your loving gets me hot
So let me rub your magic lamp
and give me your best shot

Super posing speedo man
Some socks would come in handy
So stuff them in and strutt your stuff
You'll make the boys real randy

Super silly speedo man
why wont you ever learn
Speedos are not sexy
So get your Speedos burned

Or if you fancy a sing along ...

--- Lust For Lycra

Here comes Ryan in again
With his speedos and bulge
And a fast machine
He's gonna do another strip tease.

Hey man, where'd ya get that lotion?
I've been hurting since I'm up again
With something called lycra
Yeah, something called lycra.
Well, that's like hypnotizing French men

Well, I'm just a modern guy
Of course, I've had it in my Speedos before.
I have a lust for lycra
'Cause I've a lust for lycra.

I've got a problem with sizes
With my torture film
Speedos too tight
Wear a Speedo thong
From Brian's collection

I've got a problem with sizes
Yeah, I'm through with sleeping when the sparks fly
No more spanking my butt
No more spanking my butt
Giving me friction burns
Giving me friction burns.

Well, I'm just a modern guy
Of course, I've had it in my Speedos before
Well, I've a lust for lycra (lust for lycra)
'Cause I've a lust for lycra (lust for lyrca, oooo)
I've got a lust for lycra (oooo)
Got a lust for lycra (oooo)
Oh, a lust for lycra (oooo)
Oh, a lust for lycra (oooo)
A lust for lycra (oooo)
I got a lust for lycra (oooo)
Got a lust for lycra

Well, I'm just a modern guy
Of course, I've had it in my Speedos before
Well, I've a lust for lyrca
'Cause I've a lust for lycra

Here comes Ryan in again
With his speedos and bulge
And a fast machine
He's gonna do another strip tease.

Hey man, where'd ya get that lotion?
I've been hurting since I'm up again
With something called lycra
Yeah, something called lycra.
Well, that's like hypnotizing French men

Well, I'm just a modern guy
Of course, I've had it in my Speedos before
Well, I've a lust for lycra (lust for lycra)
'Cause I've a lust for lycra (lust for lyrca)
Got a lust for lycra
Yeah a lust for lycra
I got a lust for lycra
Oh, a lust for lycra
Oh, a lust for lycra
A lust for lycra
I got a lust for lycra
Got a lust for lycra
Lust for lycra, Lust for lycra, lust for lycra, lust for lycra, lust for lycra

...remember my words... or suffer my 8====D wrath LOL