Unfortunately I would more than likely find myself consumed by his omniscience as I, being from Ireland, don't really drink coffee. I'm a tea person. We don't even have one of those coffee maker things. There's loads of Starbucks in Dublin. I hear they make good coffee. If I could make the six-hour journey to there quickly enough...

Timmy Ho's is like the Krispy Kream of coffees. What's really wierd is that the coffee isn't 'complex' or heavy duty per say. It just is addictingly smooth and unique......mmmmmmm.....excuse me I.......have to go....go..be something somewhere...........

Pitiful mortals, with your chain-joint cafes and inferior drip machine technology!!! You offer this filth to the mighty Ziltoid!!! Shame on you!

I will bring you the perfect cup omniscient Ziltoid! I have a semi-commercial 15 bar Ranilio machine in my planetary dwelling, where I will grind you fine beans from Cafe D'arte and froth fresh milk. Dry breve is my preference, with a sprinkle of Saigon cinnamon on the foam. You will have to travel to Phoenix to receive your perfect cup, though.

Too.. Much.. PPP..pppressure!

*yuck* milk and cinnamon in coffee..

Sounds more like a milkshake to me

Pitiful mortals, with your chain-joint cafes and inferior drip machine technology!!! You offer this filth to the mighty Ziltoid!!! Shame on you!

I will bring you the perfect cup omniscient Ziltoid! I have a semi-commercial 15 bar Ranilio machine in my planetary dwelling, where I will grind you fine beans from Cafe D'arte and froth fresh milk. Dry breve is my preference, with a sprinkle of Saigon cinnamon on the foam. You will have to travel to Phoenix to receive your perfect cup, though.

I believe the 4th Dimensional Alien ordered it BLACK. And perfect. You lose.

i think ziltoid needs a joint with his coffee dude!
chilli out dude

The perfect Ziltoid coffee fix will be known as.....The New Black!!!!

The perfect Ziltoid coffee fix will be known as.....The New Black!!!!

ho ho ho, very smart!

I believe the secret word is....Tim Hortons

Tim Hortons is toxic. Makes me want to puke half the time...they can't even make hot chocolate right sometimes...

Starbucks would be better if they didn't brew it so strong that it turns to syrup, IMO. It's great when you grind it up and brew it at home, though. I like to mix a bit of flavoured beans with some bold South American beans and drink it black with organic cane sugar...

Right here baby

I also like Vietnamese French Press coffee. With fried bananas and ice cream.

[Keeker]

I'm serving the stuff at a Coffee Morning tomorrow. (I don't like coffee btw) I'll be scrutinising the customers carefully. Just incase.

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Right here baby

Electric Perc-o-later? Weirdness.