I want my Found Songs!

Ordered that Olafur Arnalds album a month ago and still no sign of it Almost as if it's swimming all the way from Iceland to my doorstep.

There is a rat in my living room. A biggish one. Unfortunately there is a lot of furniture as well and the bastardy thing scuttles from sofa to sofa to bookcase at greater speed than I am able to aim in my still somewhat fevered state. I have blasted three holes in the skirting board and not even so much as wounded the fucker. Nearly got myself in the face with a ricochet as well, which would have been even more unawesome.

Have left a big trap baited with peanut butter and chocolate in there now. If that doesn't get it by the morning I will have to get a ferret in, which I would really rather not do.

It's all the bloody cat's fault. She catches them in the sheds and brings them in to play with, then gets bored and forgets about them. I had to shoot one in the shoe cupboard yesterday.

[Keeker]

There is a rat in my living room. A biggish one. Unfortunately there is a lot of furniture as well and the bastardy thing scuttles from sofa to sofa to bookcase at greater speed than I am able to aim in my still somewhat fevered state. I have blasted three holes in the skirting board and not even so much as wounded the fucker. Nearly got myself in the face with a ricochet as well, which would have been even more unawesome.

Have left a big trap baited with peanut butter and chocolate in there now. If that doesn't get it by the morning I will have to get a ferret in, which I would really rather not do.

It's all the bloody cat's fault. She catches them in the sheds and brings them in to play with, then gets bored and forgets about them. I had to shoot one in the shoe cupboard yesterday.

Ferret would be considerably less damaging to your property than the gun. Just saying. (Ferret plus a dog is often faster and more efficient.)

PS I can also thoroughly recommend drowning it in the sink when you wash up. See other thread.

There is a rat in my living room. A biggish one. Unfortunately there is a lot of furniture as well and the bastardy thing scuttles from sofa to sofa to bookcase at greater speed than I am able to aim in my still somewhat fevered state. I have blasted three holes in the skirting board and not even so much as wounded the fucker. Nearly got myself in the face with a ricochet as well, which would have been even more unawesome.

Have left a big trap baited with peanut butter and chocolate in there now. If that doesn't get it by the morning I will have to get a ferret in, which I would really rather not do.

It's all the bloody cat's fault. She catches them in the sheds and brings them in to play with, then gets bored and forgets about them. I had to shoot one in the shoe cupboard yesterday.

Ferret would be considerably less damaging to your property than the gun. Just saying. (Ferret plus a dog is often faster and more efficient.)

PS I can also thoroughly recommend drowning it in the sink when you wash up. See other thread.

Just be sure to drink lots of water as you drown it.

My state saying I have to attend some ridiculous seminar to continue receiving unemployment compensation...after ONE check. I havent even had a chance to pay my car payment and insurance yet and once I do I will have hardly anything left in my bank. I fucking hate this shit, and most of the jobs I CAN get at the moment will pay less than these unemployment checks.

Anyone want to buy a Nissan Pathfinder?

My time management skills.

[Keeker]

My time management skills.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

All my friends going to the movies.

[Octillus]

I think I'm tired of my friends who drink every day.

I think I'm tired of my friends who drink every day.

Thank heavens we don't know each other, otherwise I'd be feeling guilty right now.

(but only for another hour or so by which point I'd be to pissed to care)

Yep, totally indifferent about it now.

I think I'm tired of my friends who drink every day.

maybe they drink cuz theyre tired of you?

[Octillus]

It's probably true. I'm obviously the piece of shit who throws glass in the middle of the street and shouts and starts fights with people for no particular reason.

It's probably true. I'm obviously the piece of shit who throws glass in the middle of the street and shouts and starts fights with people for no particular reason.

You become who you are surrounded by....my life has been great ever since I distanced myself from poisonous people, no matter how cool I thought they were. Ditch 'em.

It's probably true. I'm obviously the piece of shit who throws glass in the middle of the street and shouts and starts fights with people for no particular reason.

well if your friends are the pieces of shit who do that, i suggest you to join them or, like the person above me said, ditch'em