I'm gonna grow a moustache, just to harden tha fuck up.

The only thing a mustache hardens if my penis. Oh, and your self esteem.

I have your moustache right here.

I have your (well mine really, but yours for the time being) erection right here.

Homos.

Homos.

Well at least I am out with my gayness. ZING.

Random Thought- I woke up with the new P. Diddy song in my head.

I sometimes wonder why I chose to do Viking Studies at university. I wonder what I'd been doing right now if I'd done medicine instead.

I should stop listening to UVERworld, so all these j-rock loving livejournal fucks who live in their mothers basement masturbating to the bath scene from Final Fantasy X-2 will stop visiting my profile.

yo kanye i'm really proud of you and i'mma let you finish but balloon boy had the greatest possible death hoax of ALL TIME.

I sometimes wonder why I chose to do Viking Studies at university. I wonder what I'd been doing right now if I'd done medicine instead.

So that when you choose to rape, plunder and generally pillage a large portion of Europe in the future you'll know what the fuck you're doing! I'm studying the Vikings as well, but they're just part of my overall Archaeology/History thingymajig, but I'd say we'll mostly be focusing on what they did to the Irish while they were holidaying here.

Mark, you're in a good mood today.

But I'm always in a good mood.

But I'm always in a good mood.

That's a god damn lie

But I'm always in a good mood.

That's a god damn lie

Well, sir, I'm taking myself out of context.

I just ate a Chicken Teriyaki sandwich, but it tasted like a regular chicken sandwich, and now I have a headache.

1955 was a sweet year.

nightshifts yay!

^ Interesting.