What's with all the fucking earthquakes lately?

Mother Nature is clearly bored with where the axis was.

What's with all the fucking earthquakes lately?

Mother Nature is clearly bored with where the axis was.

Earth's falling apart. It's America's fault actually. Probably Bush's to be precise.[/super sarcasm]

[swervedriver]

What's with all the fucking earthquakes lately?

I'm all shook up.

Uh huh huh.

Borrowed from another forum

Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.
However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run
Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1,
RugbyUnion 4.3, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program,
Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these
two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fiance 1.0,
only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up
all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes
I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when
I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning,
launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try To guess what the problem
is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and
Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93
Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to
install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife1.0 detects
Mistress 2003; it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Help requested please ?

Bill

That may be the greatest thing I've ever read online. Excellent find!

That may be the greatest thing I've ever read online. Excellent find!

I concur wholeheartedly. Excellent.

That may be the greatest thing I've ever read online. Excellent find!

Way better than lotus seeds and lamprey problems, huh?

*shudders violently*

This comment is not for kiddies.

The porn industry is making their move to have influence in the new 3D televisions that are being hyped for release.
I don't know, but considering that 3D is such an immersive yet projectile experience, 3D porn may just be more unnecessary than it sounds - you may as well actually have sex; and in the event you have no one to do it with, paying for it might actually be cheaper than paying for a 3D TV and compatible movies. Plus I don't need to see 2 Girls 1 Cup 3D - 2D will do fine, thanks...same with not so gross porn.

This comment is not for kiddies.

The porn industry is making their move to have influence in the new 3D televisions that are being hyped for release.
I don't know, but considering that 3D is such an immersive yet projectile experience, 3D porn may just be more unnecessary than it sounds - you may as well actually have sex; and in the event you have no one to do it with, paying for it might actually be cheaper than paying for a 3D TV and compatible movies. Plus I don't need to see 2 Girls 1 Cup 3D - 2D will do fine, thanks...same with not so gross porn.

So no 2 Guys 1 Gerbil then?

That may be the greatest thing I've ever read online. Excellent find!

I concur wholeheartedly. Excellent.

Ditto.

So no 2 Guys 1 Gerbil then?

You'll have to ask the industry. Whether it's 3D or not is anyone's guess.
Though it would be amusing to have an Avatar-like experience through the colon.

Chuck Norris just turned 70 few days ago.

Chuck Norris just turned 70 few days ago.

Forrealiously? That is amazing, considering he still looks like this:

[EphelDuath666]

with the right surgeries you can make a blobfish look like this

Chuck Norris just turned 70 few days ago.

Forrealiously? That is amazing, considering he still looks like this:

Hey, I think you know who we are talking about here..
Of course he _can_ look like that!