http://www.break.com/index/cat-machine-gun.html

http://www.break.com/index/cat-machine-gun.html

I thought a cat would never submit itself to something like that

tuesdays aint got nuthin on me

I've found just the thing to brighten up that empty corner in the study:

Anybody loan me a buck or two (million)?

It would certainly make a good conversation piece at parties.

It would certainly make a good conversation piece at parties.

I get (read: have) to go to a party with my girlfriend tomorrow and I always feel like shit at those parties.

It would certainly make a good conversation piece at parties.

I get (read: have) to go to a party with my girlfriend tomorrow and I always feel like shit at those parties.

Feeling like shit at parties. I remember those days.
Good riddance. Good luck to you as well.

It would certainly make a good conversation piece at parties.

I get (read: have) to go to a party with my girlfriend tomorrow and I always feel like shit at those parties.

Feeling like shit at parties. I remember those days.
Good riddance. Good luck to you as well.

Thanks.

[swervedriver]

^ That is why alcohol was invented.

Swerved is correct. I suggest putting a bottle of red and white wine in the freezer and getting shmoozed off your face while feeling lovely and cold in the otherwise uncomfortable heat.

Now I'm going to smoke a spliff, refill my glasses of wine, pull out some more ice cream, pan out on the couch with Prex and watch Catch 22.

I bit my lip while chewing food recently, and now I have a canker sore.
It sucks.

Any ways for men to look good wet? Meh, only just a random thought but hey.

^ That is why alcohol was invented.

Alcohol does not make my mood any better. It just makes me sleepy. And often the people I have to party with get too drunk to do anything. I don't mean I am forced to party here but if I wan't to party then I'll have to do it with these people. I'ts fucking hard to find people who don't drink too much in this country. At least in my experience.

Movies in 5 seconds - I love these.

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[Octillus]

Movies in 5 seconds - I love these.

The guy who does those (at least the original ones) is a pretty funny dude with all of his material.


In other news, if I expatriate post-degree reception (i still have a couple of seminars this summer before I technically receive my degree) I am really going to miss Netflix instant stream.