I like hot sauce.

I will now go back into my box.

BP.
DISCUSS.

I do not care for BP very much. They caused the spill, they must bear the guilt.

Don't see why they just haven't gotten all the tampon companies to work together to stem the flow.

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Don't see why they just haven't gotten all the tampon companies to work together to stem the flow.

Don't be silly. You'd lose half the ocean that way.

Don't see why they just haven't gotten all the tampon companies to work together to stem the flow.

Don't be silly. You'd lose half the ocean that way.

My theory is this: BP get all the tampon makers to join forces and make a giant tampon to plug the hole, but this will also drain the oceans a bit. But then surely this isn't all bad? We're in an age of global warming and talk of sea levels rising and this idea would also eliminate the threat to low-lying countries and polar bears and penguins and stuff. Also, we're not really meant to go in the oceans. Many things live there that can kill humans with ease, and we really should just leave it to them and keep on at our own stuff on dry land. So, if the ocean was to be refilled, the tampon companies focus on the giant tampon may cause fewer regular tampons to be produced, and therefore all you'd have to do is tell women worldwide to sit in the ocean for a few days every month. Levels would rise back to the usual levels, but the presence of all that menstrual blood would probably make many people not fancy going in the ocean, and the stupid ones that still insisted on going for a swim would probably be eaten by sharks even quicker as the come to the surface more because they taste more blood than ever before.

Don't see why they just haven't gotten all the tampon companies to work together to stem the flow.

Don't be silly. You'd lose half the ocean that way.

My theory is this: BP get all the tampon makers to join forces and make a giant tampon to plug the hole, but this will also drain the oceans a bit. But then surely this isn't all bad? We're in an age of global warming and talk of sea levels rising and this idea would also eliminate the threat to low-lying countries and polar bears and penguins and stuff. Also, we're not really meant to go in the oceans. Many things live there that can kill humans with ease, and we really should just leave it to them and keep on at our own stuff on dry land. So, if the ocean was to be refilled, the tampon companies focus on the giant tampon may cause fewer regular tampons to be produced, and therefore all you'd have to do is tell women worldwide to sit in the ocean for a few days every month. Levels would rise back to the usual levels, but the presence of all that menstrual blood would probably make many people not fancy going in the ocean, and the stupid ones that still insisted on going for a swim would probably be eaten by sharks even quicker as the come to the surface more because they taste more blood than ever before.

Godamn what a thoery!! It's bulletproof!!

[swervedriver]

Don't see why they just haven't gotten all the tampon companies to work together to stem the flow.

Don't be silly. You'd lose half the ocean that way.

My theory is this: BP get all the tampon makers to join forces and make a giant tampon to plug the hole, but this will also drain the oceans a bit. But then surely this isn't all bad? We're in an age of global warming and talk of sea levels rising and this idea would also eliminate the threat to low-lying countries and polar bears and penguins and stuff. Also, we're not really meant to go in the oceans. Many things live there that can kill humans with ease, and we really should just leave it to them and keep on at our own stuff on dry land. So, if the ocean was to be refilled, the tampon companies focus on the giant tampon may cause fewer regular tampons to be produced, and therefore all you'd have to do is tell women worldwide to sit in the ocean for a few days every month. Levels would rise back to the usual levels, but the presence of all that menstrual blood would probably make many people not fancy going in the ocean, and the stupid ones that still insisted on going for a swim would probably be eaten by sharks even quicker as the come to the surface more because they taste more blood than ever before.

Don't be silly. With half the ocean gone you'd severely disrupt the water cycles on this planet, thus creating a massive drought all over the place and turning this planet into a giant desert, except for maybe the poles. Since there's 6 billion of us that's not going to fit, there will be war and pretty much everyone will die. This would leave too few women alive to refill the oceans with their menstrual blood, thus the desert climate all over the planet will be sustained until eventually all surface water is gone and humankind dies.

And for all you non-believers I am merely going to point out the current situation on Mars. So there.

Don't see why they just haven't gotten all the tampon companies to work together to stem the flow.

Don't be silly. You'd lose half the ocean that way.

My theory is this: BP get all the tampon makers to join forces and make a giant tampon to plug the hole, but this will also drain the oceans a bit. But then surely this isn't all bad? We're in an age of global warming and talk of sea levels rising and this idea would also eliminate the threat to low-lying countries and polar bears and penguins and stuff. Also, we're not really meant to go in the oceans. Many things live there that can kill humans with ease, and we really should just leave it to them and keep on at our own stuff on dry land. So, if the ocean was to be refilled, the tampon companies focus on the giant tampon may cause fewer regular tampons to be produced, and therefore all you'd have to do is tell women worldwide to sit in the ocean for a few days every month. Levels would rise back to the usual levels, but the presence of all that menstrual blood would probably make many people not fancy going in the ocean, and the stupid ones that still insisted on going for a swim would probably be eaten by sharks even quicker as the come to the surface more because they taste more blood than ever before.

Don't be silly. With half the ocean gone you'd severely disrupt the water cycles on this planet, thus creating a massive drought all over the place and turning this planet into a giant desert, except for maybe the poles. Since there's 6 billion of us that's not going to fit, there will be war and pretty much everyone will die. This would leave too few women alive to refill the oceans with their menstrual blood, thus the desert climate all over the planet will be sustained until eventually all surface water is gone and humankind dies.

And for all you non-believers I am merely going to point out the current situation on Mars. So there.

Probably wouldn't be a bad thing. We're all just parasites. Perhaps it would be best if we were all gone so the earth could restore itself and have some new species rise to human levels of dominance that maybe wouldn't destroy the planet.

Don't see why they just haven't gotten all the tampon companies to work together to stem the flow.

Don't be silly. You'd lose half the ocean that way.

My theory is this: BP get all the tampon makers to join forces and make a giant tampon to plug the hole, but this will also drain the oceans a bit. But then surely this isn't all bad? We're in an age of global warming and talk of sea levels rising and this idea would also eliminate the threat to low-lying countries and polar bears and penguins and stuff. Also, we're not really meant to go in the oceans. Many things live there that can kill humans with ease, and we really should just leave it to them and keep on at our own stuff on dry land. So, if the ocean was to be refilled, the tampon companies focus on the giant tampon may cause fewer regular tampons to be produced, and therefore all you'd have to do is tell women worldwide to sit in the ocean for a few days every month. Levels would rise back to the usual levels, but the presence of all that menstrual blood would probably make many people not fancy going in the ocean, and the stupid ones that still insisted on going for a swim would probably be eaten by sharks even quicker as the come to the surface more because they taste more blood than ever before.

Don't be silly. With half the ocean gone you'd severely disrupt the water cycles on this planet, thus creating a massive drought all over the place and turning this planet into a giant desert, except for maybe the poles. Since there's 6 billion of us that's not going to fit, there will be war and pretty much everyone will die. This would leave too few women alive to refill the oceans with their menstrual blood, thus the desert climate all over the planet will be sustained until eventually all surface water is gone and humankind dies.

And for all you non-believers I am merely going to point out the current situation on Mars. So there.

Probably wouldn't be a bad thing. We're all just parasites. Perhaps it would be best if we were all gone so the earth could restore itself and have some new species rise to human levels of dominance that maybe wouldn't destroy the planet.

It is time for the mice to rise. They are the smartest beings on the planet after all.

And for all you non-believers I am merely going to point out the current situation on Mars. So there.

Someone put a giant tampon in Mars?

It is time for the mice to rise. They are the smartest beings on the planet after all.

I'm thinking more of a dolphin or octopus regime.

And for all you non-believers I am merely going to point out the current situation on Mars. So there.

Someone put a giant tampon in Mars?

It is time for the mice to rise. They are the smartest beings on the planet after all.

I'm thinking more of a dolphin or octopus regime.

I'd imagine the dolphins would fly off and say, "So long, and thanks for all the fish."
A war for domination between mice and octopi would be interesting, though. Especially if the mice employed mutated rats as their marines, and the octopus equivalent were giant squid.

I ate a banana earlier.

Someone put a giant tampon in Mars?

What, never heard Bowie?


"Is there tampax on Maaaaaaars"

Someone put a giant tampon in Mars?

What, never heard Bowie?


"Is there tampax on Maaaaaaars"

Nope, I've just heard that somebody up there likes me

Someone put a giant tampon in Mars?

What, never heard Bowie?


"Is there tampax on Maaaaaaars"

Nope, I've just heard that somebody up there likes me

So you're hoping they've left a tampon out for you? Funny way of showing affection.