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#241784 by Knotrice
Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:21 pm
BP.
DISCUSS.
#241827 by Leechmaster
Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:01 am
Don't see why they just haven't gotten all the tampon companies to work together to stem the flow.
#241829 by swervedriver
Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:26 am
Leechmaster wrote:Don't see why they just haven't gotten all the tampon companies to work together to stem the flow.


Don't be silly. You'd lose half the ocean that way.
#241830 by Leechmaster
Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:42 am
swervedriver wrote:
Leechmaster wrote:Don't see why they just haven't gotten all the tampon companies to work together to stem the flow.


Don't be silly. You'd lose half the ocean that way.


My theory is this: BP get all the tampon makers to join forces and make a giant tampon to plug the hole, but this will also drain the oceans a bit. But then surely this isn't all bad? We're in an age of global warming and talk of sea levels rising and this idea would also eliminate the threat to low-lying countries and polar bears and penguins and stuff. Also, we're not really meant to go in the oceans. Many things live there that can kill humans with ease, and we really should just leave it to them and keep on at our own stuff on dry land. So, if the ocean was to be refilled, the tampon companies focus on the giant tampon may cause fewer regular tampons to be produced, and therefore all you'd have to do is tell women worldwide to sit in the ocean for a few days every month. Levels would rise back to the usual levels, but the presence of all that menstrual blood would probably make many people not fancy going in the ocean, and the stupid ones that still insisted on going for a swim would probably be eaten by sharks even quicker as the come to the surface more because they taste more blood than ever before.
#241852 by eddieshred
Mon Jun 14, 2010 5:44 pm
Leechmaster wrote:
swervedriver wrote:
Leechmaster wrote:Don't see why they just haven't gotten all the tampon companies to work together to stem the flow.


Don't be silly. You'd lose half the ocean that way.


My theory is this: BP get all the tampon makers to join forces and make a giant tampon to plug the hole, but this will also drain the oceans a bit. But then surely this isn't all bad? We're in an age of global warming and talk of sea levels rising and this idea would also eliminate the threat to low-lying countries and polar bears and penguins and stuff. Also, we're not really meant to go in the oceans. Many things live there that can kill humans with ease, and we really should just leave it to them and keep on at our own stuff on dry land. So, if the ocean was to be refilled, the tampon companies focus on the giant tampon may cause fewer regular tampons to be produced, and therefore all you'd have to do is tell women worldwide to sit in the ocean for a few days every month. Levels would rise back to the usual levels, but the presence of all that menstrual blood would probably make many people not fancy going in the ocean, and the stupid ones that still insisted on going for a swim would probably be eaten by sharks even quicker as the come to the surface more because they taste more blood than ever before.


Godamn what a thoery!! It's bulletproof!!
#241874 by swervedriver
Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:52 am
Leechmaster wrote:
swervedriver wrote:
Leechmaster wrote:Don't see why they just haven't gotten all the tampon companies to work together to stem the flow.


Don't be silly. You'd lose half the ocean that way.


My theory is this: BP get all the tampon makers to join forces and make a giant tampon to plug the hole, but this will also drain the oceans a bit. But then surely this isn't all bad? We're in an age of global warming and talk of sea levels rising and this idea would also eliminate the threat to low-lying countries and polar bears and penguins and stuff. Also, we're not really meant to go in the oceans. Many things live there that can kill humans with ease, and we really should just leave it to them and keep on at our own stuff on dry land. So, if the ocean was to be refilled, the tampon companies focus on the giant tampon may cause fewer regular tampons to be produced, and therefore all you'd have to do is tell women worldwide to sit in the ocean for a few days every month. Levels would rise back to the usual levels, but the presence of all that menstrual blood would probably make many people not fancy going in the ocean, and the stupid ones that still insisted on going for a swim would probably be eaten by sharks even quicker as the come to the surface more because they taste more blood than ever before.


Don't be silly. With half the ocean gone you'd severely disrupt the water cycles on this planet, thus creating a massive drought all over the place and turning this planet into a giant desert, except for maybe the poles. Since there's 6 billion of us that's not going to fit, there will be war and pretty much everyone will die. This would leave too few women alive to refill the oceans with their menstrual blood, thus the desert climate all over the planet will be sustained until eventually all surface water is gone and humankind dies.

And for all you non-believers I am merely going to point out the current situation on Mars. So there.
#241876 by Leechmaster
Tue Jun 15, 2010 2:47 am
swervedriver wrote:
Leechmaster wrote:
swervedriver wrote:
Leechmaster wrote:Don't see why they just haven't gotten all the tampon companies to work together to stem the flow.


Don't be silly. You'd lose half the ocean that way.


My theory is this: BP get all the tampon makers to join forces and make a giant tampon to plug the hole, but this will also drain the oceans a bit. But then surely this isn't all bad? We're in an age of global warming and talk of sea levels rising and this idea would also eliminate the threat to low-lying countries and polar bears and penguins and stuff. Also, we're not really meant to go in the oceans. Many things live there that can kill humans with ease, and we really should just leave it to them and keep on at our own stuff on dry land. So, if the ocean was to be refilled, the tampon companies focus on the giant tampon may cause fewer regular tampons to be produced, and therefore all you'd have to do is tell women worldwide to sit in the ocean for a few days every month. Levels would rise back to the usual levels, but the presence of all that menstrual blood would probably make many people not fancy going in the ocean, and the stupid ones that still insisted on going for a swim would probably be eaten by sharks even quicker as the come to the surface more because they taste more blood than ever before.


Don't be silly. With half the ocean gone you'd severely disrupt the water cycles on this planet, thus creating a massive drought all over the place and turning this planet into a giant desert, except for maybe the poles. Since there's 6 billion of us that's not going to fit, there will be war and pretty much everyone will die. This would leave too few women alive to refill the oceans with their menstrual blood, thus the desert climate all over the planet will be sustained until eventually all surface water is gone and humankind dies.

And for all you non-believers I am merely going to point out the current situation on Mars. So there.


Probably wouldn't be a bad thing. We're all just parasites. Perhaps it would be best if we were all gone so the earth could restore itself and have some new species rise to human levels of dominance that maybe wouldn't destroy the planet.
#241966 by Bookwyrm83
Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:01 pm
Leechmaster wrote:
swervedriver wrote:
Leechmaster wrote:
swervedriver wrote:
Leechmaster wrote:Don't see why they just haven't gotten all the tampon companies to work together to stem the flow.


Don't be silly. You'd lose half the ocean that way.


My theory is this: BP get all the tampon makers to join forces and make a giant tampon to plug the hole, but this will also drain the oceans a bit. But then surely this isn't all bad? We're in an age of global warming and talk of sea levels rising and this idea would also eliminate the threat to low-lying countries and polar bears and penguins and stuff. Also, we're not really meant to go in the oceans. Many things live there that can kill humans with ease, and we really should just leave it to them and keep on at our own stuff on dry land. So, if the ocean was to be refilled, the tampon companies focus on the giant tampon may cause fewer regular tampons to be produced, and therefore all you'd have to do is tell women worldwide to sit in the ocean for a few days every month. Levels would rise back to the usual levels, but the presence of all that menstrual blood would probably make many people not fancy going in the ocean, and the stupid ones that still insisted on going for a swim would probably be eaten by sharks even quicker as the come to the surface more because they taste more blood than ever before.


Don't be silly. With half the ocean gone you'd severely disrupt the water cycles on this planet, thus creating a massive drought all over the place and turning this planet into a giant desert, except for maybe the poles. Since there's 6 billion of us that's not going to fit, there will be war and pretty much everyone will die. This would leave too few women alive to refill the oceans with their menstrual blood, thus the desert climate all over the planet will be sustained until eventually all surface water is gone and humankind dies.

And for all you non-believers I am merely going to point out the current situation on Mars. So there.


Probably wouldn't be a bad thing. We're all just parasites. Perhaps it would be best if we were all gone so the earth could restore itself and have some new species rise to human levels of dominance that maybe wouldn't destroy the planet.


It is time for the mice to rise. They are the smartest beings on the planet after all.
#241976 by Lauri
Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:23 am
swervedriver wrote:And for all you non-believers I am merely going to point out the current situation on Mars. So there.

Someone put a giant tampon in Mars? :shock:

Bookwyrm83 wrote:It is time for the mice to rise. They are the smartest beings on the planet after all.


I'm thinking more of a dolphin or octopus regime.
#242027 by Bookwyrm83
Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:33 pm
Lauri wrote:
swervedriver wrote:And for all you non-believers I am merely going to point out the current situation on Mars. So there.

Someone put a giant tampon in Mars? :shock:

Bookwyrm83 wrote:It is time for the mice to rise. They are the smartest beings on the planet after all.


I'm thinking more of a dolphin or octopus regime.


I'd imagine the dolphins would fly off and say, "So long, and thanks for all the fish."
A war for domination between mice and octopi would be interesting, though. Especially if the mice employed mutated rats as their marines, and the octopus equivalent were giant squid.

I ate a banana earlier.
#242035 by Persuader
Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:30 pm
Lauri wrote:Someone put a giant tampon in Mars? :shock:


What, never heard Bowie?


"Is there tampax on Maaaaaaars"
#242036 by Lauri
Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:14 am
Persuader wrote:
Lauri wrote:Someone put a giant tampon in Mars? :shock:


What, never heard Bowie?


"Is there tampax on Maaaaaaars"

Nope, I've just heard that somebody up there likes me :wink:
#242061 by Leechmaster
Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:04 pm
Lauri wrote:
Persuader wrote:
Lauri wrote:Someone put a giant tampon in Mars? :shock:


What, never heard Bowie?


"Is there tampax on Maaaaaaars"

Nope, I've just heard that somebody up there likes me :wink:

So you're hoping they've left a tampon out for you? Funny way of showing affection.

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