[djskrimp]

today at the Chinese buffet i thought they had rock candy so i started eating it but it turns out it was just colored shells

You seem to be well suited for this thread.

[swervedriver]

He's flying over here, we're gonna drink a shit-ton of brandy and then plough around Cork city in a 4X4 running down all those annoying cunts doing their Christmas shopping.

Will you be cooking the corpses?

Share reciepz plox.

He's flying over here, we're gonna drink a shit-ton of brandy and then plough around Cork city in a 4X4 running down all those annoying cunts doing their Christmas shopping.

Will you be cooking the corpses?

Share reciepz plox.

Surely, that's what the oven of doom is really for.

I mayd sum muzik.

Links in my Sig if you care to have a listen - Only 1 track so far.

Ever since I Liked Jack Ketchum on Facebook, I can not get the term violent pornography out of my head...

sometimes i think the way pants cloud our minds is just fancy

He's flying over here, we're gonna drink a shit-ton of brandy and then plough around Cork city in a 4X4 running down all those annoying cunts doing their Christmas shopping.

Will you be cooking the corpses?

Share reciepz plox.

Surely, that's what the oven of doom is really for.

This. Although I may insist on them being run through that ridiculously unreliable and altogether unstable apple destroyer first.

The only good thing about having a sore throat is that it deepens my voice, makes me irritable, and thus I sound more authoritative - plus I can do a better Alan Rickman impression.

The only good thing about having a sore throat is that it deepens my voice, makes me irritable, and thus I sound more authoritative - plus I can do a better Alan Rickman impression.

MUST. HEAR.

[Keeker]

The only good thing about having a sore throat is that it deepens my voice, makes me irritable, and thus I sound more authoritative - plus I can do a better Alan Rickman impression.

MUST. HEAR.

Was thinking the same thing.

The only good thing about having a sore throat is that it deepens my voice, makes me irritable, and thus I sound more authoritative - plus I can do a better Alan Rickman impression.

MUST. HEAR.

Was thinking the same thing.

Alas, I don't know how to do sound bytes. It sounds similar to the Family Guy Alan Rickman answering machine gag.

The only good thing about having a sore throat is that it deepens my voice, makes me irritable, and thus I sound more authoritative - plus I can do a better Alan Rickman impression.

MUST. HEAR.

Was thinking the same thing.

Alas, I don't know how to do sound bytes. It sounds similar to the Family Guy Alan Rickman answering machine gag.

http://www.vocaroo.com
Do it naow, biatch.

EDIT: The CUNTS have it down for maintenance.

Do it later, biatch!

The only good thing about having a sore throat is that it deepens my voice, makes me irritable, and thus I sound more authoritative - plus I can do a better Alan Rickman impression.

MUST. HEAR.

Was thinking the same thing.

Alas, I don't know how to do sound bytes. It sounds similar to the Family Guy Alan Rickman answering machine gag.

http://www.vocaroo.com
Do it naow, biatch.

Yeah, I came here to post that!

[djskrimp]

The only good thing about having a sore throat is that it deepens my voice, makes me irritable, and thus I sound more authoritative - plus I can do a better Alan Rickman impression.

Alan Rickman is one of my favorites. What would I have to do in order for you to do this? What? WHAT?@?!??!!

Wait until I buy myself a mic, then remember to post my voice.
Pay day next week.