Ah, Valentine's Day. Akwardness ensued, a friend of mine told me he'd like us to be more than friends. What is this I don't even...

[swervedriver]

Ah, Valentine's Day. Akwardness ensued, a friend of mine told me he'd like us to be more than friends. What is this I don't even...

Perhaps he was asking to become your colleague at work.

And now for something completely different:

Just found out about a pretty decent looking MMA gym on google, 2 miles from where I live.

Plants a seed fo' sho, but I don't know if I'd have the meatballs to get myself down there...

If space is quantitated meaning that shortest possible distance exists, can infinity exist within our universe?

Why not?

Some guy in our class quit so I stole his monitors and I am dual-monitoring at school, jizzzzz. Cubase is suddenly way more awesome.

Went to the osteopath. Woah she was super cute ! Should I purposely dislocate something and go again ?

[swervedriver]

Went to the osteopath. Woah she was super cute ! Should I purposely dislocate something and go again ?

Dislocate something in your pants for ultimate winz.

Just popped a zit on my shoulder.
Looks like a little volcano.

Went to the osteopath. Woah she was super cute ! Should I purposely dislocate something and go again ?

Dislocate something in your pants for ultimate winz.

Well actually, it was . Sore groin and a whole leg bugging me. An x-ray informed me I have a leg 15mm shorter than the other, lol. Wonder why it hasn't been bugging me earlier, maybe I'm getting old already, or just not doing enough exercise.
Anyway, does that mean all is lost already then ?

Went to the osteopath. Woah she was super cute ! Should I purposely dislocate something and go again ?

Dislocate something in your pants for ultimate winz.

Well actually, it was . Sore groin and a whole leg bugging me. An x-ray informed me I have a leg 15mm shorter than the other, lol. Wonder why it hasn't been bugging me earlier, maybe I'm getting old already, or just not doing enough exercise.
Anyway, does that mean all is lost already then ?

Falk: thoughts inspired by devil, posture inspired by angle.

(maybe try to wear your backpack on the other arm or something)

[djskrimp]

Just popped a zit on my shoulder.
Looks like a little volcano.

Backatoa?

wake up son of mine!
momma's got something to tell you!

[djskrimp]

wake up son of mine!
momma's got something to tell you!

If that's how you start your sex sessions, I'd like two tickets, please.

wake up son of mine!
momma's got something to tell you!

If that's how you start your sex sessions, I'd like two tickets, please.

that's only the warm up!