Well, I've had plenty of oral sex (some with hookers)

Wow! Going down on hookers! That's.... unusual. At the beginning or end of their shift?

Well, I've had plenty of oral sex (some with hookers)

Wow! Going down on hookers! That's.... unusual. At the beginning or end of their shift?

I think somewhere in the middle. Just after lunch, perhaps.

That's taking sloppy seconds to a new level.

Ugh that reminds me of a very bad/gross joke...

Well, I've had plenty of oral sex (some with hookers)

Wow! Going down on hookers! That's.... unusual. At the beginning or end of their shift?

I think somewhere in the middle. Just after lunch, perhaps.

If you cut out the middle-woman and just sucked guys off directly you would not only save money, you could even earn some.

Well, I've had plenty of oral sex (some with hookers)

Wow! Going down on hookers! That's.... unusual. At the beginning or end of their shift?

I think somewhere in the middle. Just after lunch, perhaps.

If you cut out the middle-woman and just sucked guys off directly you would not only save money, you could even earn some.

No thanks. Give me oysters before snails anyday.

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Every day during my walk to work, I go past this double billboard that on the left displays a warning of judgment day and on the right is an advertisement for Hennessy cognac. I NEED to remember a camera for this dichotomy because it's too brilliant/funny to let it be forgotten.

Well, I've had plenty of oral sex (some with hookers)

Wow! Going down on hookers! That's.... unusual. At the beginning or end of their shift?

I think somewhere in the middle. Just after lunch, perhaps.

If you cut out the middle-woman and just sucked guys off directly you would not only save money, you could even earn some.

No thanks. Give me oysters before snails anyday.

Dude, you need to go to the Doctor.

I suspect he's had to go to the doctor numerous times with those habits.

Nah he keeps himself germ free with extremely spicy foods.

I just came up with the first musical idea I actually like. Damn it if I keep this pace up I might compose my first whole song in 3 or 4 years

Devin is in Sweden - Örebro right now mixing with Jens. I wish i could go there and watch them work or assist.
It would complete my youth.

Devin is in Sweden - Örebro right now mixing with Jens. I wish i could go there and watch them work or assist.
It would complete my youth.

It would be seriously awesome.

I work in a real estate office. Long story short, a realtor gave me her camera's memory card so I could retrieve photos of a home she has listed.
There was a folder on the card containing 2 pics, both similar in nature.

This was the best one (in focus):

















Ready?

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