My cat is chasing something in the garden.... Fantastic!

a dog tried to ride my leg last night.

Did you get it's number?

ive come down with the freakin flu

ive come down with the freakin flu

can you fly?

I fly, you flu, he flee.

big booty bitches

big booby bitches






(firing up the discussion of all discussions)

I've simply never seen a female dog with large breasts. What are you talking about.

A big bus of busty booby bubbly booty babes. Aaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Peanut butter + Scrotum tickling = Fun for the whole family

” in Japan almost any kind of behaviour is excusable if drunk so either being or pretending to be drunk gives carte blanche for flirtatious or outrageous behaviour. And better still, anything you said or did when drunk is almost always forgiven and forgotten the next day and it is considered very bad form to later remind people of things they said or did when drunk.”

Excellent! When's the next flight to Narita? I'm gettin' loaded!!

I just finsinshed my last day of high school........... EVER!.......... expect for exams, bloody exams

i just ate a bowl of cereal
MMMMMM CEREAL IT TASTES SOO GOOD