I just remembered: years ago, a friend of mine got two cats which she never bothered to name. I suggested Planet Smasher and Captain Spectacular, and to my knowledge, those are still their names.
The names soothed their personalities well I think.

Edit: AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY Keeker-person!

Happy happy birthday, to Keeker, yeah, yeah, yeah! (That was a song I just made up, too bad you couldn't hear it! Have a great day!)

Happy birthday, Keeks!

Happy Birthday, Keeker!!!

Have a great birthday, Keeker

Happy birfday!!

[Octillus]

Happy birthday keeks!

[Keeker]

Awww, thank you all for your kindness bestowed on this old lady.

I should be getting Between the Buried and Me's new EP tomorrow.

And Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Keeker

Oh man, I didn't even realize it was Keeker's birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEEKER

Yo, happy b'day. I like birthday's

Thinking of something funny whilst gargling mouthwash can be hazardous to your health.

Cake! Happy b-day Keeker!

Wish I had an eternal source of turkey in my fridge. Preferably dead, but I'm not too picky.