
I wish there was a button that, if pressed, made a perfect steak dinner appear in front of you. I'm tired of cooking. I suck at it. 

fullgore wrote:barbecuing a steak is not cooking. you disappoint me, soundchaser.
If I have to turn something on and watch it so it doesn't burn, then that's cooking to me.

You're a fucking dink! Yeah!
Hughie wrote:i just cooked me up a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich, mm mm, the wonders of cooking!
Peanut butter and jelly? Eeew!?
And SoundChaser: that "button" you're looking for is called "A Woman" in real life

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Biert wrote:And SoundChaser: that "button" you're looking for is called "A Woman" in real life
Or:
We, men, need a steak that fits in a toaster!
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Atari wrote:Biert wrote:Hughie wrote:i just cooked me up a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich, mm mm, the wonders of cooking!
Peanut butter and jelly? Eeew!?
I'm sure they don't use actual jelly, but jam.
Still: Eeew!?
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Biert wrote:Atari wrote:Biert wrote:Hughie wrote:i just cooked me up a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich, mm mm, the wonders of cooking!
Peanut butter and jelly? Eeew!?
I'm sure they don't use actual jelly, but jam.
Still: Eeew!?
NO biert, no! its amazing! *drool*
if you like jam and peanut butter seperately try them together on hot toast......mmmmmmmmmmmm......soooooo delicious

my fella thought it was rank until i forced him to taste it

ladytwiglet wrote:Biert wrote:Atari wrote:Biert wrote:Hughie wrote:i just cooked me up a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich, mm mm, the wonders of cooking!
Peanut butter and jelly? Eeew!?
I'm sure they don't use actual jelly, but jam.
Still: Eeew!?
NO biert, no! its amazing! *drool*
if you like jam and peanut butter seperately try them together on hot toast......mmmmmmmmmmmm......soooooo delicious![]()
my fella thought it was rank until i forced him to taste it
But... peanut butter is all....



No it must be a horrible combination. I like marmite, but this can only be gross...
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Biert wrote:ladytwiglet wrote:Biert wrote:Atari wrote:Biert wrote:Hughie wrote:i just cooked me up a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich, mm mm, the wonders of cooking!
Peanut butter and jelly? Eeew!?
I'm sure they don't use actual jelly, but jam.
Still: Eeew!?
NO biert, no! its amazing! *drool*
if you like jam and peanut butter seperately try them together on hot toast......mmmmmmmmmmmm......soooooo delicious![]()
my fella thought it was rank until i forced him to taste it
But... peanut butter is all....and jam is all....
and together it must be....
No it must be a horrible combination. I like marmite, but this can only be gross...
oh guys im really sorry but this is just something i have to do:


Biert wrote:Hughie wrote:i just cooked me up a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich, mm mm, the wonders of cooking!
Peanut butter and jelly? Eeew!?
And SoundChaser: that "button" you're looking for is called "A Woman" in real life
But sometimes you get faulty "buttons" that can't cook at all. That's been my luck so far in life.

You're a fucking dink! Yeah!
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