a dollar, a cup of coffee and biscuits, and a rubber duck with a sailor hat.

Roast Beef rules.

I think the next time I'm in an elevator...


No, wait. I did that one already...



NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!

my friend just called and asked if he boiled his underpants if they were clean....


i said what works for shrimp works for underpants.


i hope he's okay.

Thats different..

My throat hurts

I've got a complete circuit chart for a theremin! Fuck yeah! Now I just need one of those circuit boards and a little bit of knowledge about how to read those symbols and I'll make one.

im giving away kittens

there's one with a blue and a green eye

I have a black kitten with three nostrils. She has snot dripping out of the third one.

I have a black kitten with three nostrils. She has snot dripping out of the third one.

that's unwholesomely asymmetrical, yet intriguing

PICTURE!

ive got pictures on my mind...

[EphelDuath666]

I've got pictures on my mind too but it's better for you not to know about them...

I got a confirmation yesterday that I was accepted to a local music school to learn concert flute.

make sure you dont stand infront of the guy thats holding a rusty trombone...
unless yer into that kind of thing!

Yoink!