Keeker wrote:Billy Rhomboid wrote:Oh yeah, purchased today:I assume the fallow deer and the wild boar must have battled to the death in the forest and you just happened upon the scene. These things happen all the time.
- A flock of sheep. Awesome horned beasts.
- A zinc-lined mahogany game cabinet - from now on my pheasants can slowly rot in antique splendour.
- fertilised goose eggs - incubating away as I type.
Didn't 'purchase' exactly but 'acquired' : a fucking enormous fallow deer - like an elk. AND a a wild boar.
AND was given free, gratis and fer nothin' 20 litres of wine and a bottle of Black Bush.
Oh and an utterly illegal but hugely cool weapon.
Have had a lot of very crap days recently but today was pure WINNING from start to finish.
Something pretty much like that, yeah.
All sausage now.