I've decided that I need a skeleton transplant.

Any volunteers? Those under 6' 3" need not apply...

[EphelDuath666]

can't help you with the bones as you are a lot bigger than me...but if you ever need a boner transplant, you could benefit!

Ordered my Arch Enemy/SYL tix

you can buy joy for a penny

you can buy joy for a penny

Where?

at the supermarket, next to the pig schlong stand

im a yak and i say mu
of the bovine the most tr00
with my horns im oh so cruel
and what are you, you piece of poo?

a marvellous stanza from my ode to the bovine, and hither an extract of a song about that good ol' janx spirit:

Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit/ No, don't you give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit/ For my head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry and I may die/ Won't you pour me one more of that sinful Old Janx Spirit

thanks, you can applaud now

I will, and i'll go so far to say as you are a real hoopy frood who knows where your towel is.

Groovy.

*applaudes now*

I have no mother anymore.

Also I got my Arch Enemy/SYL tickets

I have no mother anymore.

What happened? Did she pass away or are you denying her as your mother?

What gig?

Two hours left until beer. Gwllaaahhhh....*drools*

"good lord, both my head and my balls are itching, and both of my hands are typing! WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!?!?!"

guess you can´t go much more random than that

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