Best fucking smoothie in the whole fucking world.

100 g frozen raspberries
2 raw eggs
50 g avocado
40 g cream

You're fucking welcome!

[Keeker]

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It's not haggis.

Best fucking smoothie in the whole fucking world.

GIN
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Slice o' lemon
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MORE GIN

You're fucking welcome!

Now that's right up my street B)

[Keeker]

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It's not haggis.

But that's some nice fruit.... with uncooked eggs.
Haggis is cooked (in reality just oatmeal, meat, onions and spices)

Actually the only thing I like in that plate is the raspberries. Though they go horribly soggy if they've been frozen.

Best fucking smoothie in the whole fucking world.

GIN
GIN
GIN
GIN
Slice o' lemon
GIN
MORE GIN

You're fucking welcome!

Now that's right up my street B)

I was once at an event, next to a smoothie stall and ran out of tonic but still had a case of gin, so developed the gin and banana smoothie. It sounds vile but was surprisingly nice.

<vomits>

It's not haggis.

But that's some nice fruit.... with uncooked eggs.
Haggis is cooked (in reality just oatmeal, meat, onions and spices)

Actually the only thing I like in that plate is the raspberries. Though they go horribly soggy if they've been frozen.

I understand your concerns... uncooked eggs doesn't sound too tempting, and avocados usually make my tummy go funny. But since I had all the ingredients, was hungry and people bragged relentlessly about it, I decided to give it a try... and it's like the most epic teletubbie food ever! Frozen raspberries makes it all frozencrunchycreamy. :3

[djskrimp]

<vomits>

It's not haggis.

But that's some nice fruit.... with uncooked eggs.
Haggis is cooked (in reality just oatmeal, meat, onions and spices)

Actually the only thing I like in that plate is the raspberries. Though they go horribly soggy if they've been frozen.

'Member how the Japanese put eggs on top of EVERYTHING?

Bought myself some smoked trout, cheese-stuffed peppadews, and split green olives with herbs and pimento to enjoy on afgani bread for dinner tomorrow. It's good to be paid.

GAH you all make such food/fruity Faff beverages! I eat the same damn thing literally every single day. Usually I don't mind, but then I look at all that stuff that isn't what I always eat out there and think... GOD I WANT IT SO BAD! that's one of the things I look forward to most about graduation, I'll have the time/be making more money to make cool things.

[swervedriver]

that's one of the things I look forward to most about graduation, I'll have the time/be making more money to make cool things.

Keep believing that.

No, it's more like once you're working, the only joy left in life is eating and getting chubby!

No, it's more like once you're working, the only joy left in life is eating and getting chubby!

Yep.

For the poor and busy: fry mushrooms in a frying pan. Add salt and pepper. When done, add some cream and let it get naaaice and thick. :3 OH NOM.

Yummy yummy yum!