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The "buy Ryan a a bottle of milk" thread

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:34 pm
by geoff
This is a message from the anti booze nowhere league ... :twisted:

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 5:23 pm
by BlueRaja
Can the milk have Kahlua, Bailey's and vodka in it?

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 5:40 pm
by 7lights
I agree with Steph, your club sucks donkey balls.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 5:49 pm
by Drumdude13
7lights wrote:I agree with Steph, your club sucks donkey balls.


I'm gonna' have to agree with Scott and Steph....

"Your club sucks MAJOR Donkey Balls !!!!"

:lol:

PS...Yes, I can add Bailey's and other tasty alcholic beverages to my milk :twisted:

PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:40 am
by geoff
One day you will all go back to chocolate and milk, you Satan drinkers !!!

PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 2:58 am
by EphelDuath666
I'm all for soj milk...can I join too? Is nudity allowed in this club?

PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 3:03 am
by Blazingmonga
Is there a fee to join, or do I just need to wear the pink speedo uniform?

PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 3:05 am
by Persuader
Bottoms up dudes! :)
Or as we say in Sweden: Cheers, in the name of Satan!

PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 3:20 am
by geoff
German nudity is not allowed in this club and there is a fee to join ... You have to pay ... Your weight in speedo !!!

PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:31 am
by EphelDuath666
I think speedo should be the new European currency...no the new WORLDWIDE currency.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:47 am
by Drumdude13
Shit ....This topic has turned into a "Team America" parody !!!!

Screw the Speedo's, screw Milk and....Just remember, you can be a Dick , a Pussy or an Asshole. It's always better to be a Dick.....cuz a Dick can screw a pussy and an asshole ! :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:40 am
by BlueRaja
Satan drinkers???

How weird.:lol:

PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:50 am
by Olive?
Drink...
'cause that's how drunks drink
Barf on your t.v. empties off the balcony
Set all your demons free..

'cause that's how drunks drink
'cause that's how drunks drink...

Can't quite get my fill...
Pass me a pint of swill
That's right! i've got no will...
'cause that's how drunks drink...

...just one drop more...
He is so dry
I am so dry
He needs to score
...just one drop more...

...just one drop more...
You are so dry
I am so dry
You need to pour
...just one drop more...
...just one drop more...
...just one drop more...

Wake up feelin' green..coffee and
Irish cream
O.j. and jim beam.. 'cause that's how
Drunks drink

Drink...drink...drink...
'cause that's how drunks drink!!

You are so dry
I am so dry
You need to score
...just one drop more...
You are so dry

I am so dry
You need to pour
...just one more...



HELL YEAH!!!

PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 3:40 pm
by Persuader
Drumdude13 wrote:Shit ....This topic has turned into a "Team America" parody !!!!

Screw the Speedo's, screw Milk and....Just remember, you can be a Dick , a Pussy or an very nice guy. It's always better to be a Dick.....cuz a Dick can screw a pussy and an very nice guy ! :lol:


Well I guess most of us on this board are royally screwed then, cause we´re too damn nice! :)

PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:11 pm
by CardDinour
go Team America.



oh and as the official spokesperson for strawberry milk, i am going to try and sell you strawberry flavourings to add to your glass of milk. this is easily the best drink ever invented.

if you could just say how many units you would like, and make all payments ($10000 per unit) to me, i will be glad to sen them out to you :D