The Longest recorded fart is 2mins 28secs.

Oh mah lawd, that's insane. How do...just...how?!

Oh mah lawd, that's insane. How do...just...how?!

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...... ANYONE who tells me (or you) they have 'the answer' should be given a WIDE fucking birth...if for nothing else than the headache and guilt that follows when you want to grab them by the shoulder and scream 'DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING FREAK! THERE. IS. NO. ANSWER.' condesention is a trip...and RELENTLESS condesention coupled with 'pity' makes me act in way I feel guilt towards later.

I dont normally post here, just check in now and then to find out when I can expect new music.

After reading this I had an image of the Fight Club scene when Bob dies. I cant help but think you now have your masses having a "And the crowd yells, "His name is Robert Paulson."" moment.

Good luck with rock stardom, it seems like a trip!

I just farted for 9 full seconds.


seriously...


It. Was. AWESOME.

What the fuck have you been eating man? Seriously, my brother inlaw will benefit from this information.

I just farted for 9 full seconds.


seriously...


It. Was. AWESOME.

Haha. This is, quite honestly, a well earned achievement in the random industry.

Will it be in Deconstruction perhaps?..was it a heavy one?

Probably, I'm guessing theres a low g note there, would be a killer intro .

Fart solo perhaps?

[swervedriver]

The Brown Note.

Hell yeah.

i'll keep it spontaneous while i can.
I made this yesterday,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2aXvJ8JL-c
enjoy cheers

Insanely late for this thread, but after reading this I kind of felt like a nut for asking you to sign that spatula at the second show in Springfield, Va you played since that was a rather random thing to request to be signed (especially since the reasoning behind it wasn't exactly the best). So if I came off as a bit creepy I'd like to formally apologize for that.