[Keeker]

I'm not getting a whole lot of submissions. In fact, only two thus far. The board's been acting a little funny lately, so it may be that. Whatever the case, May 14th looms near.

Perhaps as the Board has indeed been a bit broken over the last few days you might have to consider making a new deadline? Or advertise this thread more loudly, or both. It maybe should be labelled "Win a signed Ziltoid CD"

Or that could just complicate things. I'll shut up and go away.

I'm not getting a whole lot of submissions. In fact, only two thus far. The board's been acting a little funny lately, so it may be that. Whatever the case, May 14th looms near.

I would enter but its my last 3 weeks of University so I'm working like a bitch. ...might try and squeeeze it in.

[Keeker]

I'm not getting a whole lot of submissions. In fact, only two thus far. The board's been acting a little funny lately, so it may be that. Whatever the case, May 14th looms near.

I would enter but its my last 3 weeks of University so I'm working like a bitch. ...might try and squeeeze it in.

Five minutes... (obviously, being here, this isn't an entry!!!)

There once was a cup of black coffee
but sadly it tasted like toffee
When Ziltoid came down
and sipped, with a frown
he said, "Indeed! this really is awfy!"

Bang! There you go. Imagine what you could produce if you gave yourself 10 minutes!? Or one daft digital picture? Click.

[djskrimp]

I'm not getting a whole lot of submissions. In fact, only two thus far. The board's been acting a little funny lately, so it may be that. Whatever the case, May 14th looms near.

Perhaps as the Board has indeed been a bit broken over the last few days you might have to consider making a new deadline? Or advertise this thread more loudly, or both. It maybe should be labelled "Win a signed Ziltoid CD"

Or that could just complicate things. I'll shut up and go away.

Good call.

[djskrimp]

New deadline for submission:

18 May at 0000 GMT.

Contest will run from the 19th to the 21st.

Winner will be announced the 22nd.

Send ALL submissions to: indiecolt@gimail.af.mil

(Only because of the errors occuring at the board.)

Zyprexa: please resend your submission...my mailbox won't let me see your message.

See, it's not that hard!

I have shit for time till 19th. I'll miss out.

Stoney, you look a little reluctant there, like you're teasing Ziltoid and don't intend to pass that cup of coffee to him at all. Do you think that's a good idea?

[Keeker]

I have shit for time till 19th. I'll miss out.

Do I have to give you a similar message to the one I gave Fubar? If you have time to read and post here, you have time to enter

Hey! I have a story half written
It's crap but I may be submittin'
When the entries are in
swillin' round Skrimpy's tin,
Folks can vote on the one that's most fittin'!

(somebody's surely going to have to stop me with these dreadful Limericks, I've got them stuck in my head now! )

[djskrimp]

I have shit for time till 19th. I'll miss out.

Do I have to give you a similar message to the one I gave Fubar? If you have time to read and post here, you have time to enter

Hey! I have a story half written
It's crap but I may be submittin'
When the entries are in
swillin' round Skrimpy's tin,
Folks can vote on the one that's most fittin'!

(somebody's surely going to have to stop me with these dreadful Limericks, I've got them stuck in my head now! )

I thought you were a Scot, not an Irishwoman. ?!?!

well lookie here, it's May 14th! Let's see who wins, and everyone elses entries, since I'm sure everyone is damn interested to see what everyone else put. And at least mine will make everyone elses look awesome =D.

[djskrimp]

well lookie here, it's May 14th! Let's see who wins, and everyone elses entries, since I'm sure everyone is damn interested to see what everyone else put. And at least mine will make everyone elses look awesome =D.

Not so fast, Space Cowboy...read above. The dates have been changed a bit.

By the way, I now have 5 entries.

There's still time to submit. (muhahaha).

Make it perfect!

well lookie here, it's May 14th! Let's see who wins, and everyone elses entries, since I'm sure everyone is damn interested to see what everyone else put. And at least mine will make everyone elses look awesome =D.

Not so fast, Space Cowboy...read above. The dates have been changed a bit.

By the way, I now have 5 entries.

There's still time to submit. (muhahaha).

Make it perfect!

ah, didn't see that. is that cos you haven't recieved that many entries or because you're busy that day...or maybe ziltoid is coming to earth to enter on the 17th! =O!!

I'm a bit stumped on ideas for this.. Hopefully I might be able to conjure up something while I sleep..

[Keeker]

I'm a bit stumped on ideas for this.. Hopefully I might be able to conjure up something while I sleep..

It is you who should have been coming up with the Limericks... even if you are from Cork.

Your avatar actually fooled me for a split second, there, Mayday...I thought Tracy had posted!

that's the whole point of the avatar

I should enter. I hope what I write at least makes people laugh.