Yesterday was one of *those* days. My girlfriend got royally pissed off over some fairly silly stuff. The boss pulled me aside for a rousing lecture on how not psychically knowing which emails his "answer all inquiries yourself" didn't apply to was grounds for termination. Then his boss informed me the fact I check messages on my cellphone while going to/from legitimate bathroom breaks means I'm shirking work and should be fired. Bend it Like Bender made even that day pretty okay.
---NINJA CONSULTANT FOR THE DECEPTICONS---