Damn, 1-0 for the wrong team (Fiorentina)

2-0! Bloody purple faggots!

who are they beating?

[Keeker]

you HAVE to admit that the bathrobe-wrapping was a classy touch!

He should have quit while he was ahead with the bar of chocolate, a book and a rude card.

you cant ask much from us men, we're simpleminded creatures

Keeker, at least he bothered wrapping it at all.

[Keeker]

Keeker, at least he bothered wrapping it at all.

As I said, I had to give him thanks for actually getting me something this year.
I was content with the chocolate.

[djskrimp]

The day is getting better and better, Keeker might get laid after all!

Considering my kids and you guys are the only ones that remembered, that outcome seems unlikely.

But hey! The sun is shining! Nearly. And I found two chocolate biscuits at the back of the cupboard!

I didn't forget, I just wasn't online, Your Shortness.

Happy Birthday.

I made you a Greek sausage patty.

[Keeker]

The day is getting better and better, Keeker might get laid after all!

Considering my kids and you guys are the only ones that remembered, that outcome seems unlikely.

But hey! The sun is shining! Nearly. And I found two chocolate biscuits at the back of the cupboard!

I didn't forget, I just wasn't online, Your Shortness.

Happy Birthday.

I made you a Greek sausage patty.

Yay! Greek sausage for breakfast!

Thank you.

Happy Birthday Niklang!

another happy day!

coolness

[Keeker]

Happy Birthday Niklang!

His Mum waited too long. He could have shared my day. 10 is much better than 11.

Happy Birthday though.

Happy Birthday Niklang!

His Mum waited too long. He could have shared my day. 10 is much better than 11.

Happy Birthday though.

I'm quite sure his mother tried. If I'd been pregnant for 9 weeks, I'd rather get it out today than tomorrow believe me! I thought you'd know, Keeker

[Keeker]

Happy Birthday Niklang!

His Mum waited too long. He could have shared my day. 10 is much better than 11.

Happy Birthday though.

I'm quite sure his mother tried. If I'd been pregnant for 9 weeks, I'd rather get it out today than tomorrow believe me! I thought you'd know, Keeker

Nine weeks? They need to cook a little longer than that.

9 weeks! my my, biert, u precocious lil boy!

Well if you're as bored as me, a week seems to last a month