You know, I have only had one professional massage in my life, and it was probably one of the least relaxing experiences I've ever had. Al through the massage the woman just would not shut up, and she kept insisiting I do these complex breathing exercises while she massaged. "Now exhale out of your left nostril while humming through your right. Make sure you are inhaling through your rectum!"
I'm like "Just shut up and rub something!"
I'm like "Just shut up and rub something!"