Ziltoid Puppets !
Where can we get those ?!

Holy hell dude, you've been busy! Here I was thinking half that stuff was gonna be ages away, flying through.
So keen for a puppet, if I didn't get to have my hands on one by next year I was just gonna make one out of socks.

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My work desk has just the perfect place for a ziltoid to lord over the guy on the opposite side of the cubicle wall.

I want a Ziktoid puppet for novemeber i can imaging the looks i'll get in train, and by God devin does more in a few weeks then i did in last few months

If I had a Ziltoid puppet, I'd use it to answer the door when ever annoying salesmen come along, demand that they bring him coffee, and then eat shit.

If I ever have religious door-knockers, I tend to answer the door naked.

And this scares them off? Well, maybe the ultra-prudish.

Well, it's easier than making up some satanic waffle. Although you do always run at risk of the person at the door actually being the gas man, or someone from the council or something.

Puppets!

Having just aquired a car, I thought the best thing I could add would be a ziltoid head-bobber (is that the right term?)

So I'm making myself one, I'll post pickies when I'm done

If I ever have religious door-knockers, I tend to answer the door naked.

Works great when you have a raging erection, but I suppose a strap-on would elicit a few screams as well.

Faffy's recently learnt of my joy of drawing faces on my torso. So...I do have that.

If I ever have religious door-knockers, I tend to answer the door naked.

Use of the term "religious door-knockers" in a sentence about nudity conjours up some disturbing imagery!

If I ever have religious door-knockers, I tend to answer the door naked.

Use of the term "religious door-knockers" in a sentence about nudity conjours up some disturbing imagery!

I will admit, when I was 13 I did it to a couple of Mormons, although I was wearing my underwear. Scratched my navel for good measure, and that got them leaving. Good thing they weren't Catholics, come to think of it.

WELCOME BACK, DEV!

opening the door in fancy dress or indeed dressed as the dark lord of the sith, makes these encounters very shortlived.