i agree that guy pwns!

Danny Trejo...a face only a mutant could love!

And good to light matches off, too...

Chuck Norris don't watch TV. The TV is watching Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris created the universe. He just roundhouse kicked the primordial material (the Big Bang) and everything fell into place.

think its about nuff of norris

Quickest way to a man's heart is Chuck Norris's fist.

think its about nuff of norris

Oh man, now you've done it. It's the Norris thread, nuff is nuff when Chuck says so.

Distant voice that could resemble one of Chuck Norris: "I think it's about nuff of Dunkelheit!"

Chuck Norris has done it all. He even died once, but he didn't like it.

Why Chuck's PC never crashes? Because Bill Gates is a smart man.

It would be interesting to rewrite the Bible in a way so that all the miracles and unexplainable phenomena are in fact interventions of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has done it all. He even died once, but he didn't like it.

Why Chuck's PC never crashes? Because Bill Gates is a smart man.

It would be interesting to rewrite the Bible in a way so that all the miracles and unexplainable phenomena are in fact interventions of Chuck Norris.

But they are! The pope just hasn't found out yet.

Chuck who?

INFIDELS!

face it, the norris is going down

Impossible.

i forgot about Campbell (how dare i, i know!)...

also sean bean....

[Blazingmonga]

Sean Bean rocks, but he is a bimbo compared to these heavyweights.

Having just finished reading Bruce Campbell's autobiography ("If chins could kill") I now believe more than ever that he would be a worthy opponent to the Norris.