Here's to taking the piss out of movies! I've taken a few films of February 2007 and described what in my mind, it sounds like they'll be. Anyone else is welcome to contribute, just think of a stupid name of a film you know and rip the shit out of it!

In the Pit
This is a classic, a remake of an early 80's film investigating how French women can get pubic lice beneath their arms.

Raising Flagg
A rip-off of 'Raising Dad' about a gay man who is searching for his father, allegedly killed in a navy mission. (The flag is pink).

The Situation
And what a situation it was. The two lesbian eskimos had wound up with their tongues frozen together and the guy's ten incher had turned into a popsicle. Can the husky (packing a foot-long) get to the set to warn the porn stars global warming is melting the ice cap they're shooting on?

Black Friday
I'm not even going to comment on this. (On a serious note, I'm going to see it. Trailers looked good.)

Tyler Perry's Daddy's Little Girls
Formerly known as 'Tyler Perry's Daddy's Little Girls And How He Sold Them Into Prostitution To Feed His Drug Addiction'.

Ghost Rider
This didn't get great reviews. When she was being shagged she went transparent and you couldn't see her tits very well.

Grbavica: The Land of My Dreams
This is nominated for an Oscar, "Movie Most Likely To Have Been Named By A Dyslexic/Trekkie".

I Could Never Be Your Woman
Not to be confused with the porn flick, 'I Could Never Be Your Woman Because I Have A Gigantic Penis'.

Reno 911!: Miami
Don't let the exclamation mark fool you. This is a five-hour long depress-fest about a divorcee in the Vatican who's claiming her former partner was a homosexual. The Miami is there because Horatio Kane is in it. *fucks the cinema screen*


Now it's down to you. Keep the game alive!