[djskrimp]

ok
while we're on the topic

could someone please elaborate why it is COMPLETELY WRONG to give a female a wedgie?! :p

Because gentlemen do not wedgie women, Yanko. That is why. But, feel free to give a full-on atomic wedgie to your mates.

keep it coming folks
it's not for me, it's for someone with a pink avatar, but i can't say who it is.

I had to actually look up what a wedgie is...I thought they do them only in the Simpsons

10 beers? They'd better not be Bud Light!

He'll be done with the beers before I'm done with his girl

I may have been slightly drunk (A statement that is confirmed by the fact that I had no idea why she was mad at me the day after)

Then again, she had her underwear hanging out, she was practically asking for it!!

ew thanks, we europeans don't drink light "beer"

here's me with my biggest love (well OK second biggest, in case she might read this ) ...aka the best beer in the world

Do you really think that you liking a can of beer more than her, would be a bigger problem than you letting her out for 10 beers?

Do you really think that you liking a can of beer more than her, would be a bigger problem than you letting her out for 10 beers?

well...maybe yes. exchanging her for 10 beers for a certain period of time is just "renting her"...also I'd share the beer with her after she comes back while loving beer more than her...well is a permanent "problem" (for her, not for me )

Hmm so she doesn't mind being less important than beer, she's not ugly, she must like Devin... How much to buy her?

Hmm so she doesn't mind being less important than beer, she's not ugly, she must like Devin... How much to buy her?

You got two healthy hands no need to ask him out!

Hmm so she doesn't mind being less important than beer, she's not ugly, she must like Devin... How much to buy her?

well let's see.

a night out in the city with her - 40$
clothes as a birthday present - 80$
gas, for driving her around - 20$

having a girlfriend who loves Agalloch, Pain of Salvation, Opeth, Devin Townsend, Maudlin of the well, Disillusion, Explosions in the Sky, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Immortal, Emperor, as well as the Red Hot Chili Peppers and various Funk, electronic music, Hip-hop and classical music - priceless

so...no she isn't for sale. just for rent

My girlfriend hates all of Devin's stuff except Ocean Machine >.>

and actually most metal in general

but she introduced me to the mars volta and nomeansno.

:<

Hmm so she doesn't mind being less important than beer, she's not ugly, she must like Devin... How much to buy her?

well let's see.

a night out in the city with her - 40$
clothes as a birthday present - 80$
gas, for driving her around - 20$

having a girlfriend who loves Agalloch, Pain of Salvation, Opeth, Devin Townsend, Maudlin of the well, Disillusion, Explosions in the Sky, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Immortal, Emperor, as well as the Red Hot Chili Peppers and various Funk, electronic music, Hip-hop and classical music - priceless

so...no she isn't for sale. just for rent

Your lucky she has cool taste in music... Thats one of the main things i look for in a girl ... is that wrong, lol.

I don't have a girl and I don't know what music she likes.

[djskrimp]

I don't have a girl and I don't know what music she likes.

This statement is so impossible to comprehend that my little brain asploded.

I don't have a girl and I don't know what music she likes.

This statement is so impossible to comprehend that my little brain asploded.

At the same time if you just glance over it and don't think about it it kinda makes sense.