Superman Returns is one of those movies
(along with Batman Begins) I will never want to see again!

How boring can a movie be!?
Special fx with both were good and looked awesome,
but what a piece of %¤##!
I was so annoyed when both movies were over,
we actually paid for them.
If I wanted to see relationship problems, I would've just
opened the god damn tv, and NOT buy a superhero movie
Batman thing was just so booooring!

I'm all angry now
I won't even start complaining about Fantastic Four (not the surfer thing)..
I'll just have to say this: how BADLY can you present the main villain in the movie?!
I had honestly NO CLUE about it until right after the fight came the ending texts!
Unfuckingbelievable!
How lame ending!
Oh, I just need some Shrek 2 now, no movie in this universe can beat it!

to sarai-chan. i dig the way you write, looks like stanzas from a poem

im watching the departed.

<3 so far

Muchos grazias, Dunkelheit! ^___^

Aaaand back to topic.

The Simpsons movie

What?
Did someone say that it sucked?
Well, I guess it was just another example how you can't judge
anything until you hear or see something yourself.
I purely loved the movie!
It was just .. Just plain greatness.
We totally lauhged our asses out of the couch, then sobbed
and used thousand tissues, then all "aaaaaaw"
plus the final culmination totally wrapped this movie up.
I am giving 9/10 to the most famous yellow-skinned family in this world.

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Black sheep http://imdb.com/title/tt0779982/

User review says it all, hear this:

Black Sheep makes no apology to its violence, sexual innuendoes or toilet humour. In fact, it celebrates them, to tragic-comedic effect. However it knew how to rein itself in, and the farting-sheep-shagging jokes never goes into overdrive. The acts of violence too had a fair share left to the imagination, though I thought there probably was some scrimping in expected chase and attack sequences. If you're in for some light entertainment, then Black Sheep is probaaably your wicked choice for the week!

This was really a super enterntaining movie, with all its
crazy ideas, if you need a fun and "yaaaaaack eeeeww haha"-movie to watch, I advice you turn to black sheep.

I didn't think I'd ever see a movie with an ending like this,
but miracles do happen

If you enjoy werewolves, tragic-comedic horror flicks,
then this is for you!
Not recommended for those who love sheep.

9/10

(I need to learn to give other points too, always 9 or 8 )

A Bookshelf on Top of the Sky: 12 Stories About John Zorn

Really interesting movie about John's way of composing and writing.
also has some great live footage of Naked City, Masada and other John Zorn projects!

Muchos grazias, Dunkelheit! ^___^

almost perfekt spanska

the royal tenembaums

is this not one of the best flicks evah?

The Protector with Tony Jaa

Excellent fight sequences, but poor acting. I guess thats what you get for flying to Sydney from Thailand on a budget of $50,000.

I really enjoyed Tony Jaa's last movie, "Ong Bak" but this one lacked the finesse and the charisma of a true action film. Still, its worth a watch for the numerous times you hear bones breaking and poor acting of b-grade Australian stars.

6.5/10

The Curse Of The Zodiac

One of the crappiest movies ive seen in a long time!
the movie is shot in a very strange way, i like movies that are filmed like this...but not this one! its just like watching 1,5 hours of random clips from a movie thrown together in a absolutely terrible storyline.

The Simpsons Move

1 word : Awesome

Fido

very entertaining movie, a bit superficial, but loveable and optically interesting. it's settled in a different 50's to 60's america, where a zombiefication has occured and the surviving humans keep zombies as pets or slaves. one zombie has a special impact on "his" family, eventually becoming friends with their son.

bizarre idea, clothed in a colorful but weird pseudo-60's look. lots of funny stuff going on, but as i said, not much depth in it. the intro is priceless!

8/10

isn't billy connoly in that? as a zombie

Superbad

Dazed and confused, mixed with napoleon dynamite with constant talk of depraved sexual acts.

I fucking loved it!

isn't billy connoly in that? as a zombie

might be. i can't remember actors.

[Keeker]

The World's Fastest Indian.

Anthony Hopkins. Lovely warm and off-beat movie about breaking the land speed record on an old Indian motobike in 1962.

Fido
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Funny movie, although the plot is really weird and far fetched. I enjoyed it though. Yes, it IS Billy Connoly as a zombie, as THE zombie actually. He plays the lead, as Fido, and does a great job, as far as great jobs go, while playing a zombie.
Carrie-Ann Moss is always a pleasure to look at, and acts pretty decent in this one. The movie has a lot of 'winks', to the 'smallville' kind of happy, suburban America and also to the zombie movies of the 80s.
The worst thing about this movie is: Too many children. Keep them out of restaurants, and out of movies (except Jodelle Ferland).

7/10

transformers

crock of shit

"My Super ex-girlfriend" ... was better then I thought it would be, but still ... ehh ... glad I didn't spend any money on this.