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#162697 by Nathan_lol
Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:51 am
Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack of his truck.

1973: Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his truck and gets his to show Jack.

2007: School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1973: Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.

2007: Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1973: Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.

2007: Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Sch ool gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping.

1973: Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007: Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.

1973: Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking dock.

2007: Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.

1973: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2007: Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.

1973: Ants die.

2007: BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.

1973: In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2007: Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison.


Sad but true.

#162698 by StopCuttingMyArmsOff
Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:58 am
Umm... more like this...

Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack of his truck. Jack is a dumbass.

1973: Rumor spreads, cops are called, gun is confiscated, Jack is suspended, or expelled.

2007: Original was pretty accurate, actually.

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1973, and 2007: Fight lasts 10 seconds, broken up, both boys serve detention or suspension, everything is forgotten in 3 days.

Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1973: Teacher hollers at Jeffrey to stop. If he still won't sit still, he's sent to the principal.

2007: Same as 1973. If necessary, a doctor will evaluate Jeffrey, and only when Ritalin is the best solution, he will take no more than 15mg a day, one pill in the morning, one pill before lunch, in the nurse's office.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping.

1973: Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007: Unless they live in New York, same as 1973.

Scenario: Mark gets a headache, his mom writes him a note to take to the nurse.

1973: Nurse allows mark to take aspirin for his headache in the morning, and mark soon feels better.

2007: Same as 1973.

Scenario: Pedro is from Panama, and his English skills aren't extraordinary. He attends every other class normally, but is placed in a special program to assist him in acquiring English skills. He isn't graded, but rather evaluated, so that his GPA isn't affected. Pedro makes a few friends with his newly learned English skills, and improves his speech and vocabulary. He graduates as an excellent pupil, and goes off to college.


Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.

1973: Ants die.

2007: Ants die.

Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.

1973: Band-aid put on knee, Johnny swings on a swing.

2007: Same as 1973.
Last edited by StopCuttingMyArmsOff on Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:57 pm, edited 1 time in total.

#162704 by Liquid
Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:55 pm
I think the original post was much better... :roll:

#162717 by djskrimp
Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:00 am
I was born in 1973. Why was 1973 chosen as the year?

#162719 by Kivenkantaja
Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:26 am
djskrimp wrote:I was born in 1973. Why was 1973 chosen as the year?
Look out from your window :wink:

#162724 by Biert
Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:20 am
I don't get the point. Yes, times change. Yes, the USA are paranoid.

1973: No Biert

2007: Biert! :happy:

That's why 2007 rules.

#162728 by BlueRaja
Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:41 am
Biert wrote:I don't get the point. Yes, times change. Yes, the USA are paranoid.

1973: No Biert

2007: Biert! :happy:

That's why 2007 rules.




:roll:


You're a silly one, Bierty. :wink:

#162739 by Nathan_lol
Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:34 am
Biert wrote:I don't get the point. Yes, times change. Yes, the USA are paranoid.

1973: No Biert

2007: Biert! :happy:

That's why 2007 rules.
:lol:

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