Girls just are.

Some things you can explain and some not.

Like one of my dear friends said once: "Beer is good and girls suck".

You make your own decision about that

Nathan, you can do it.
You've gotten loads of good advice, now you just
take good care and use them.
You can forget the stuff about drinking loads of beer
before seeing her, though

cant talk as in shyness? afraid she'll laugh at you or some shit?

To be honest with you, I fear nothing as much as girls laughing when I don't know what they're laughing for.

Oh yes I can confirm that


And forget what Sarai said about forgetting about drinking! Do drink, it'll loosen you up! (Just don't drink so much you can't resist giving her a wedgie)

You can forget the stuff about drinking loads of beer
before seeing her, though

Yup. One or none at all.

Right. Carry a flask around with you at all times full of booze; somewhat small so you can hide it inside your jacket or down your pants. Then everytime a girl comes within 10 feet of your perimeter, take a swig. If she talks to you, you're prepared. If she doesn't, whatever, you didn't want to talk to her anyways!

Or just stay drunk all the time, because you never know when a female is going to want to chat you up.




This thread explains a lot.

why the great majority of chaps here are single?

possibly

i dont drink that much though, not a big fan of ethanol

at any rate gals are too complicated

Just be the best hard rockin' dude as you can be (and probably are, since you're here in the forums ), and there's always another babe just around the corner. And bow to The Almighty Riff!

And if you feel the impossibility of it all, Kierkegaard did out it this way:

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom

And if those fail, read Charles Bukowski, and you'll learn

Thank you to everyone for their great advice. Me and my girl have been getting along really really well recently (in person) and I'm incredibly happy. Bitching on internet forums can help things!

As for the "stick it in her pooper" thing, its an old DTF joke. Whenever there is a thread where a guy is asking for help with a girl, it is mandatory that one user types "stick it in her pooper" or "shit in her cereal" for it is comedic gold.

riotously hilarious indeed

"Beer is good and girls suck"

If only they did...

I'll get my coat

[djskrimp]

If I may?

I was a painfully shy 14 year old boy once, too. I couldn't talk to girls, other than through notes. It was time and patience that I learned to talk to them. The biggest thing I've learned is this: the more you "try" to talk to girls, the harder it becomes and the more you stutter and the more your brain goes blank. The best thing to do, I've found, is to LISTEN to a girl and then talk to her about what you heard her say. So, if she tells you something, repeating it back to her and then adding what you think to that tends to help her do the same, and before you know it a full conversation is begun.

Don't sweat the small stuff, man, at least you HAVE a girlfriend.

wow, 14 years and a girlfriend. I must say, I'm impressed.
I'm with Dunkelheit on this one; 24 years old and haven't had a date in 4 years.

wow, 14 years and a girlfriend. I must say, I'm impressed.
I'm with Dunkelheit on this one; 24 years old and haven't had a date in 4 years.

I'm going to beat that. By the time I'm 24 I won't have had a date in 6 years!

wow, 14 years and a girlfriend. I must say, I'm impressed.
I'm with Dunkelheit on this one; 24 years old and haven't had a date in 4 years.

I'm going to beat that. By the time I'm 24 I won't have had a date in 6 years!

if you stop getting inspiration from underpant gnomes, that might change

IThe best thing to do, I've found, is to LISTEN to a girl and then talk to her about what you heard her say.

this is probably the best advice you can get. along with just being youself. as soon as you start to pretend to be something you're not it all just gets comlicated. be yourself, and listen to her.

as soon as you start to pretend to be something you're not it all just gets comlicated.

Although it is fun, every now and again, to conduct a date pretending to be Arnold Schwazenegger.