Women are the scariest and most annoying of them all.

Spiders freak me out. I used to work at this place that made wooden pallets, and the company used to buy the wood in from other countries. Countries that have large spiders. So one day I was busting by balls when i felt something on my shoulder. Some idiot thought it was funny to put one of these large hairy foreign spiders on my shoulder. I pretty much jumped out of my skin, knocked the spider off my shoulder and stood shaking uncontrollably for about 10 minutes. I started work again but spent the next 2 and a half hours brushing my shoulder off with my hand like I had some sort of twitch.

I hate dogs that I don't know. I used to walk into town alot and walk back from the pub alot aswell. At one point of my usual route there was a farm with a short driveway and no gate. In the daytime there was no sign of any dogs, but at night when I was walking home I would have to sneak past on the other side of the road because every time I went past at night a F**KING huge rottweiler would chase me. More than once I had to jump into someones garden and hide.

Bees, wasps and the like don't bother me. I've never been stung by anything in my life, which probably accounts for the lack of fear. I love snakes and want one now. Scorpions are cool!

Wood-wasps on the other hand....
...imagine a big brown wasp about 4 inches long with a stinger thats another inch. One came with a load of wood at that pallet place and stung a guy in the hand. He had to have it off.

Spiders freak me out. I used to work at this place that made wooden pallets, and the company used to buy the wood in from other countries. Countries that have large spiders. So one day I was busting by balls when i felt something on my shoulder. Some idiot thought it was funny to put one of these large hairy foreign spiders on my shoulder. I pretty much jumped out of my skin, knocked the spider off my shoulder and stood shaking uncontrollably for about 10 minutes. I started work again but spent the next 2 and a half hours brushing my shoulder off with my hand like I had some sort of twitch.

If someone did this to me i would make the person eat it. I hate spiders etc and thats dangerous if they are foreign coz they could be a really venemous spider lol
but yeah that makes me cringe just thinking about it lol

I am in a happy position, I am not really afraid of anything.
I just HATE ( ) WORMS.

EARTH WORMS

EARTH WORMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ew!!!

I feel like I need to VOMIT every time I see worms, they are really the worst animal nightmare creature monsters that wander on this planet.
There are no words to describe how much I hate them.

But I think I have a worm phobia of some sort, coming to think about it.
I am so afraid that I will step on one really huge one, and it will make slimy noises when it's squashed to the ground, and I can feel the worm parts
somehow getting inside my shoes...
No wonder I like my 14cm heels on my shoes so much!

[djskrimp]

Cockroaches, Palmetto bugs; any of that type. Gross me out, and make my skin crawl.

Bees.

When we 13 years ago moved to this house we're still living in our garden had 2 giant beehives. One in the frontyard inside these rocks, trillions of those bastards, and one in the backyard which had gabillions-madeupwordillions of those bastards. I've been stung 5-7 times and always behind my ears. And all those within a year when I was 6. Have a little trauma

I just HATE ( ) WORMS.

EARTH WORMS

EARTH WORMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ew!!!

Who controls the spice, controls the universe!

/random sf flashback

[djskrimp]

I just HATE ( ) WORMS.

EARTH WORMS

EARTH WORMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ew!!!

Who controls the spice, controls the universe!

/random sf flashback

Glad you brought this back...




I have missed you, Dunecat.

I'm happy I don't have to live on the same continent with mr Funnel-Web Spider.

And other ones

I am in a happy position, I am not really afraid of anything.
I just HATE ( ) WORMS.

EARTH WORMS

EARTH WORMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ew!!!

I feel like I need to VOMIT every time I see worms, they are really the worst animal nightmare creature monsters that wander on this planet.
There are no words to describe how much I hate them.

But I think I have a worm phobia of some sort, coming to think about it.
I am so afraid that I will step on one really huge one, and it will make slimy noises when it's squashed to the ground, and I can feel the worm parts
somehow getting inside my shoes...
No wonder I like my 14cm heels on my shoes so much!

We make bouillon out of dehydrated earthworms ground up in a coffee grinder. Superb.

If you ever visit, don't have the soup.

Or coffee.

These happy creatures quite freak me out. They're called Camel Spiders but they're not really spiders. Very gruesome
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=660_1202756150

These happy creatures quite freak me out. They're called Camel Spiders but they're not really spiders. Very gruesome
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=660_1202756150

I'm not clicking on that. I'm well aware of what they are, unfortunately.
*shivers*

I second that, camel spiders are the scariest fucking creatures alive!

These happy creatures quite freak me out. They're called Camel Spiders but they're not really spiders. Very gruesome
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=660_1202756150

I'm not clicking on that. I'm well aware of what they are, unfortunately.
*shivers*

Aawww, just a quick peek?
They ARE extremely disgusting

These happy creatures quite freak me out. They're called Camel Spiders but they're not really spiders. Very gruesome
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=660_1202756150

COOOOOOOOOOOOOL