djskrimp wrote:Keeker wrote:Money can't buy what I want for Christmas.
I probably stand a good chance of getting a box of Lindor chocolates though.
I dunno, I'm pretty cheap.
Oh, you weren't referring to me.
You sure? I mean, you've seen me in an Elf suit. There's gotta be some worth in that.
You can be bought? Hmmm!
I'll wear my Santa hat, you wear your Elf suit, come bearing Lindor and I'll maybe stuff you in my Christmas stocking.

I have a map to the Kingdom but was forced to surrender the keys.