hm...and again there's the killjoy 
or does the kid still live without the arm?
or does the kid still live without the arm?
puppies are cute. that was not a gross one.
Not having a life does not give you any right to annoy people who are trying to enjoy it.
What does a 10 kilogram budgie say?
TWEET!!!!
(with devy voice)
TWEET!!!!
(with devy voice)
Not having a life does not give you any right to annoy people who are trying to enjoy it.
FinnAtLondon wrote:What does a 10 kilogram budgie say?
TWEET!!!!
(with devy voice)
please one photo...and a collaboration between Dev and the budgie!!!
#19416 by Apophis
Thu May 06, 2004 12:33 pm
Thu May 06, 2004 12:33 pm
i just got a mental image of a budgie that looked like Dev 
if only i had a photographic memory and could draw
if only i had a photographic memory and could draw
Walking through the woods a man comes up to another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree."
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
"Well, OK..." So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up against the tree. With this the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs on him, takes his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then strips him ass naked and leaves. Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy handcuffed to the tree, stark ass naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"
He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there. While he was telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy, walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says. "This just ain't your day..."
"I'm listening to the music of the tree."
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
"Well, OK..." So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up against the tree. With this the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs on him, takes his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then strips him ass naked and leaves. Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy handcuffed to the tree, stark ass naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"
He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there. While he was telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy, walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says. "This just ain't your day..."
Jason
Sinkharmony wrote:What is a budgie? Is that british slang?Yeah, I think you guys call 'em "parakeets".
Remind me to stay the fuck away from forests...
Every time the Indian chief walked into Red Cloud's tepee, he caught him masturbating.
The chief finally realized this was a serious problem; so he fixed Red Cloud up with a nice squaw.
One day after the wedding, the chief walked into the brave's tepee and saw him masturbating furiously.
"What are you doing?" the Indian chief asked, "I fixed you up with a beautiful woman."
Red Cloud replied, "Her arm got tired."
The chief finally realized this was a serious problem; so he fixed Red Cloud up with a nice squaw.
One day after the wedding, the chief walked into the brave's tepee and saw him masturbating furiously.
"What are you doing?" the Indian chief asked, "I fixed you up with a beautiful woman."
Red Cloud replied, "Her arm got tired."
One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his super hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action.
"Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?" "Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonderwoman is the best sex in Comicland. Why don't you try her?" replied Batman. "I'd love to, but Wonderwoman and I are friends. So I don't really want to take advantage of her." "Damn shame," said Batman as he waved goodbye to Superman and drove off.
Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he saw the Green Lantern patching up a building. He flew down. "Hey Hal, I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging bachelor, who's the best babe in Comicland?" "Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonderwoman is far and away the best lay in Comicland, why don't you try her?" "Well, we're sort of friends," Superman said, "but I didn't realize she had gotten around so much." and he flew off in frustration.
Twenty minutes later he was flying over a field when he saw Wonderwoman lying naked, in the middle of the field, with her legs apart and up in the air. Superman was tempted. "Goddamn it!" he thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of there before she even knows I'm here."
So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone. Wonderwoman stared up into the sky with a dazed expression. "What the hell was that?" She exclaimed. "I don't know," said the Invisible Man as he rolled off, "but my ass is killing me."
"Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?" "Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonderwoman is the best sex in Comicland. Why don't you try her?" replied Batman. "I'd love to, but Wonderwoman and I are friends. So I don't really want to take advantage of her." "Damn shame," said Batman as he waved goodbye to Superman and drove off.
Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he saw the Green Lantern patching up a building. He flew down. "Hey Hal, I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging bachelor, who's the best babe in Comicland?" "Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonderwoman is far and away the best lay in Comicland, why don't you try her?" "Well, we're sort of friends," Superman said, "but I didn't realize she had gotten around so much." and he flew off in frustration.
Twenty minutes later he was flying over a field when he saw Wonderwoman lying naked, in the middle of the field, with her legs apart and up in the air. Superman was tempted. "Goddamn it!" he thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of there before she even knows I'm here."
So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone. Wonderwoman stared up into the sky with a dazed expression. "What the hell was that?" She exclaimed. "I don't know," said the Invisible Man as he rolled off, "but my ass is killing me."
Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.
A. He thought it was a delivery service.
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials an extension and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded, "You fool! You've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No," replied the trainee.
"I'm the CEO of the company!"
The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to?!"
"No." replied the CEO indignantly.
"Well fuck YOU then!" replied the trainee, who put down the phone.
The voice from the other side responded, "You fool! You've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No," replied the trainee.
"I'm the CEO of the company!"
The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to?!"
"No." replied the CEO indignantly.
"Well fuck YOU then!" replied the trainee, who put down the phone.
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